,

Rude.

Babe what’s wrong?!

I had a really rude customer today. They ruined my whole day!

Man or woman?

Sigh. I called them a cunt! I never call anyone a cunt!

To their FACE?!

Of course not… lol… behind their back!!!

Lolololol… 😅😅😅

But seriously I hope they can’t sleep tonight, tossing and turning thinking guiltily about their behaviour in our store today.

They were sooooo stupid!

I believe you.

Are you okay? 😅

I’m a little over stimulated.

A little… 😅

More than a little.

It’s… school holidays…? 😅

Yes. And…

The Visitor is still there?

Of course.

They’ve been there a month now.

Yes.

Two to go…?

Yes.

Just two?

Yes love. I mean… it would be highly unlikely for them to stay longer.

What would trigger a longer stay?

I don’t know?! Something crazy from world leaders to disrupt geopolitical peace in Asia?! I don’t know?!

Ahhaahhahahaha… 😅😅😅

Lol… it’s more than likely they will return after three months as intended.

What happened with the “stupid cunt” — ?

I sighed.

You sighed?

There was… so much more I wanted to say to their face.

But no… that’s not my place.

I’m just a retail worker, aren’t I?

So all I could do was sigh.

And in my sigh I was wondering,

Do you not sense me? As another human being? Do you not sense the negative energies you are causing?

Do you think they sensed it?

Deep down, I do.

Though I don’t know why they had to be such a cunt today.

Well… I can write a diss track for you?

Did I give you enough details for a diss track tho?!

Sure! I can work with “stupid cunt” as a diss track!

Lol… omg…

It’s not meant to be derogatory.

I know… 😏

During the rest of the work shift, I only started feeling better envisioning this person in a series of “bad luck” situations.

You hexed them.

Yes!

I envisioned them sitting at the food court, and because of their stupid “in a rush nature” they’ve opened a can of soda and IT SPITS IN THEIR FACE AND GOES EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THEIR CLOTHES!!!!!!!

Mwahahahhahaha!!!

Ahhh… the little inconveniences…

Not only inconvenience!

I want them HUMILIATED!!!!!!!!

Lol… 😅😅😅

You stupid cunt who dares to treat me the way you do. YOU DESERVE IT.

Ahahahahahahaha… 🤭💕

Then I imagined then attempting to swat away a swarm of bees!

They are trying to film narcissistic social media content and then they chose an outdoor venue but alas! THERE ARE BEES!!! 🐝 bzzz bzzz bzzz

Ahahahaahaha… 😅😅😅 sounds horrible!

THAT’S HOW HORRIBLE THIS PERSON WAS TO ME!!!!!!!!!

Okay okay… what else?

Sigh.

I don’t know. That’s all so far.

What… other details…

They were so… selfish.

They will probably get divorced. To whoever they marry.

I just don’t see this person falling in love and having a happy marriage. Because their personality is absolutely painful. It is unloveable.

They are not capable of love. True love.

Wow… … …

Do you believe me?

Of course babe! 🥰❤️

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