I like it when you post about Taylor Swift.
You do?!
Yes. It’s refreshing.
But you’re not a fan.
I respect her as an artist. She’s the most respectable artist!
Ooh… even more than… (I can’t think of anyone else) but whoever else in the Top 10 of the world?!?!?!
(Chuckles)… YES… She might be The Queen…
Woah… but you’re not a fan boy…
No. Personally, I wouldn’t follow her updates on social media. But I think it’s cute when you do. And I like it when you get all excited and giddy about her stuff.
Actually, I’d rather you post about Taylor Swift than me and my bros…
Oh… am I making you uncomfortable?!?!?!
No… it’s not that…
It’s just that… everything you’re summarising from your social media scrolling — my staff summarise for me too!
Of course, it’s nice to hear when you think I’m looking sexy… but other than that… I don’t need the summaries. The staff are already doing that.
Oh, I see…
It’s not going to change that much from city to city. We’re just doing “THAT” — When I have my down time, I’m reading your blog, I wanna know what’s going on in YOUR life. If you’re happy and excited about Taylor, I’m happy and excited with you.
If you feel like there’s something to learn from Taylor, I’m very happy to learn with you.
Okay… hmmm…
Are you getting worried that my blog might start growing?
A little bit… (shy)… how many readers do you have now?
20…
(Stunned) — You have 20 readers?!?!!
That’s… not a fast-paced growth, my love… I’ve been at this since December last year?! That’s like 5 new readers each month?
(Still a little shocked)…
Why are you shocked at the new number?! 20 isn’t a lot?!?!?!
I wasn’t expecting you to reach that. Imagine we’re sitting in a room with 20 other people and they’re reading your diary?! That’s what’s happening right now?!?!
(Chuckles)… MY FICTIONAL DIARY?!?!! MY IMAGINATION?!?!?!!? My complete and total fabrication?!!?!?!?!
If you’ve got 20 readers now… okay, fine, 5 readers a month, that’s still going to be 60+ by the end of this year.
So? It’s not even 100!
Ugh… okay, you know what? Yes. I prefer you to write about Taylor Swift instead of me and my bros from now on.
Okay.
Okay?
(Shrugs shoulders) if that’s what you prefer, I’m not going to fight you about it…
You’re not?
No?!?! What’s the big deal?
I just thought you’d be more argumentative about it…
I’m not… I actually feel like I’m running out of “stuff” to say about you guys anyways, lol…
LOL what?!?!
Because — I’m not a “fan” — I’m like… on the peripheries of the fandom… I can’t get sucked into any of their conversations because — I’M JUST NOT THAT DEEP INTO IT!
I don’t know the lore.
I don’t even know the full discography.
I haven’t watched every single clip of content there is to consume.
I am just not “in” it the same way that I am with Taylor Swift. I’ve had my absence from the Swifties this whole time, actually — it’s like OUR HONEYMOON — has been a Taylor separation!?
And now?!?! Now I’m going back to Taylor and Swiftieland?!?!?! Like we’re going back to a sense of normalcy with this relationship and our routines?!?!?!
(Chuckles)… I don’t want you to LEAVE ME for the Swifties! I still want you to CARE about me and all my concerts! I would just prefer if you write less about it… and it’s refreshing for me to read about you and the Swifties… I like it…
Okay… so that’s that then…
It is?
Well — I’m making noodles for dinner, I wanna go eat it (press publish)…
(Chuckles) — okay, go eat dinner… (it’s not JIN RAMEN is it?!?!!) side-eyes!!!
No, it’s the Japanese ramen…
Oh, hehee… okay… enjoy dinner my love! ❤ ❤ ❤
^__^ XOXOXOXOXOXOXXX
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