Did I ever say something to you, along the lines of like, “Okay we’re broken up now. But if you’re ever in jail, and you only get one phone call, you can call me.” — something like that?
Yes.
Oh… see, I can’t remember if I actually said that.
You didn’t say it in those exact words, but yes.
Yeah, it does sound like something I would say.
(Smiling)
Well? Did you ever try to call me?
(Laughing) You put your phone on AIRPLANE MODE when you go to SLEEP!
What?! Do I do that?!
YES. What happens if I’m really stuck in jail?! And you’re still sleeping for another 12 hours?!?!
(LOL) I’m not sleeping for 12 hours! Maybe eight…
Anyway, you shouldn’t put your phone on airplane mode if you promised someone that you’d be their “one phone call” from jail. I’m just saying. Thank GOD I’ve never had to use it. But what if I did and you didn’t pick up because your phone is on AIRPLANE MODE cos you’re SLEEPING?!
(Cackling) ^0^
