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Uneasy

Uneasy

You’re feeling uneasy, all of a sudden… I can sense it…

Some strangers are at your place.

How would you know?!

Intuition… how did you know I was feeling uneasy?

Intuition…

So, who are those strangers?

Do you want to take a guess?

No. I want you to tell me.

LOL… That’s just the gardener and his assistant!

Oh, a male gardener?!

Yes… do you want me to hire exclusively FEMALE gardeners?! There’s not many around! They’re probably already fully booked in this town!

(Eyerolling)… Fine

If you saw the actual person you’ll realise this is the dumbest thing to start a little spat about…

Fine… I won’t get jealous of a male gardener

Seriously. It’s too much. That’s getting toxic

How often do they come over?

When the grass is long and needs mowing.

That doesn’t sound good.

It’s literally — grass GROWS from the RAIN, and then it NEEDS to be MOWED!

See my mind is still dirty right now. “I” should be your gardener! I should MOW THAT LAWN.

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)…