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    Giggles πŸ₯°

    Look at Seungmin and Felix babe, they’re soooooooo kyoooot!!!! πŸ‘€ r u looking at them because ur ovulating? Ummmm… I just said that I’m not attracted to anyone else but you when I’m ovulating!!! I think ur attracted to Felix. I think ur even more attracted to him when ur…

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    Cycle

    Babe, I’m ovulating… Oop… πŸ‘€ U could get on a plane to see me and we’d make a baby. (Hysterical giggling)… 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 R u… in the mood? 😈❀️πŸ”₯ Biologically, yes. I can feel the difference in my body. But only for u. I’m not attracted to any other male bodies.…

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    Swiftie Malfunctioning

    One of my Swiftie friends isn’t acting like herself lately… πŸ₯Ί What do u mean, my love? I tried to talk to her about Taylor Swift… but suddenly, she didn’t care that much about Taylor as a conversation topic… Why?! I don’t know exactly. She started rambling on about conspiracy…

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    Sourdough?

    Babe… what do u think sourdough means? Ur still thinking about Taylor Swift?! 🫠🫠🫠 Yes… I’m obsessed… WHAT DO U THINK IT MEANS?!?!??!! I don’t know!!!!!!! Maybe the Sourdough Sam thing like they said?! Superbowl Half-time Show?! Mmmm… (peering)… But what do u think it really means…? What are you…

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    Soda Pop πŸ’•

    Babe, do u know what’s my favourite soft drink in Australia? No… we haven’t had this conversation… Well…. in no particular order… I like to order: Solo Coke Zero Sprite Pepsi Max if there is no Coke Zero That’s it? No wait! There is also: Chinotto Kombucha Okay I think…

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    Steps Counter

    How many steps did u do today my love? Dis manys: Awww… r u tie tie? πŸ₯ΊπŸ’‹ I’m okay… I actually think my carb loading strategy worked. Really? Yes love. U know, people obsess over high protein low carb these days, but carbs give us ENERGY. Mmmm… It just turns…

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    Annual Leave

    Babe… Yes my love?! Ummm… if u don’t show up next year… I wanna plan annual leave where I fly back to Taiwan, and also visit Japan and Korea. Oh?! With who?!?!??! I DON’T. KNOW. CAN YOU TAKE ME AROUND WITH YOU?!?!?! When u land in Korea? How do we…

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    Lunch Break

    Hello my love. How r u? I’m good… I have a lot of drafts… Then why don’t u PUBLISH them?!?!?! Because… I wanna talk to u in person, I don’t want to share this with the blog!!! What is it about? Stuff… LOL… can u be a little more specific?…

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    Morning Tea

    Babe, what r u doing? I’m… carb loading on my work break. Carb loading? Yeah. I’m literally having creamy potatoes for morning tea 🀣 Is it good? Mmmm… I’m feeling satisfied…. I’m about to have one of those 20,000 steps work days. I thought I should carb load… Oh… not…

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    Omg

    What love? U can’t go on a show called “love is blind” if u don’t know what the fuck u want!!! Lol… r u watching while having breakfast?! Yes!!! THE SPLEEN GUY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS. THERE IS A REASON WHY HE LATCHED ONTO “SPLEEN SPIRITUALITY” BECAUSE HE DOESN’T…

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