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    Lunch Break

    Baby wat u doing? I’m in a lot of meetings… About what? Ummm… it’s confidential… LOL… Jokes. It’s nothing serious. Okay? How’s ur day been? Meh. Just meh. Meh doesn’t mean it’s a bad day. Meh just means no drama. Not particularly good or bad… Lol okay… What ru having…

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    Robert πŸ€–

    Baby what u watching? Ishowspeed dancing with a robot… named Robert? Lol… is it real?! Ummmm… I feel like it’s being controlled by a human in another room?! Oh?! He also backflipped and accidentally kicked one. The way it fell is 100% machine, not humans in robot costume… Oh? Lol……

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    Super Bowl 🏈

    Baby what do u think of the Taylor Swift news? I didn’t read the details I just skimmed the headlines… I don’t know… maybe Life of a Showgirl should be titled Life of a Business Woman to more accurately represent her life?! Lol……… πŸ˜… Baby do I care? Not really.…

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    Where’s the food? πŸ₯Ί

    What food baby? We ordered food in the dream and the restaurant was preparing it for us… Awww… ur awake now… do u want me to order food delivery? My family was there. Where was I? U didn’t exist. Lol what? I forgot about u in that dream… Oh, great….…

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    Recurring Dreams

    Babe… How r u my sweety pie cuppy cake? πŸ₯ΊπŸ’“ did u have a good sleep? Yes… I was gonna ask, do u ever have recurring dreams? About u… Lol what… I have recurring dreams about u, I’m obsessed πŸ˜πŸ’• Ummm okay… What do u have recurring dreams about? It’s…

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    Sleepy Baby?

    Mmm…. I think I’ve watched every Cardi B podcast she’s done for this album roll-out… Which other one did you watch tonight? The one with Angie Martinez…. How was it? I think that was my favourite one. U vibe more with it? Yeah… even tho I’m not a Mom… 😘😘😘❀️❀️❀️…

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    Ice Cream 🍨

    Baby how was ur day? Meh. Just meh? Yeah… 🫠 would u like to… say more….? I came home from work, had dinner, watched another Cardi B podcast… Which one?! How many podcasts is she going on?! Evidently a lot for her album promo 🀣🀣🀣 “Fat Joe and Jada” ???…

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    Protein Water

    Darling I haven’t had any coffee or energy drinks today. Good! πŸ‘ I just had a protein water… Is it good? It’s a bit sweet… but it’s okay… What flavour? Some tropical fruits, I forgot. It looks pink when I mix it up. Oh… do u like it? Meh. Lol……

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    Lizzo + Cardi B

    Baby I like Lizzo and Cardi B’s friendship. Mmmkay… Lizzo reminds me of one of my friends! U have a friend like Lizzo? πŸ‘€ Yes imagine an Asian version Lizzo. Lol… which country Asian? I’m gonna leave that up to the blog’s imagination… Okay… U’ll get to meet her one…

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    Ur fans

    What now?! They be analysing too much. About what? U… And…? I dunno. Ask AI. I couldn’t be bothered to read all that. All what?! They have SUPER LENGTHY ESSAYS. I’m not reading that πŸ˜… Ahh…Β  okay… I don’t need an academic analysis that my husband misses me and he’s…

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