Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe why aren’t you sleeping?

I dunno maybe it’s from the energy drink I had at work today 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Oh… that explains it…

I just watched Hot Ones 🔥 BTS…

How was it?

JIN WAS SOOOO FUNNY 🤣 LOLLLLL…

My bias for a reason!!!

Wowowowow…

Are you jealous?

Yes…

Jealous because you and your bros haven’t been invited yet?

Yes… 😤😤😤

Lol… actually I can kinda see you guys playing Wing Pong instead…

Wing Pong?

It’s another segment they came up with. It’s easier with groups of celebrities.

But they don’t get Sean Evans.

No… but that’s okay. I don’t think you really need that experience…

One day, when Fernando goes solo. I think that’s when I wanna be interviewed by him.

Okay. Let’s add that to the vision board for Fernando. But in the meantime, I think you boys can play Wing Pong.

It’s not as funny though?

Oh it can be.

Who was funny?

SNL cast was funny.

Oh?

Yeah and… I hope I’m remembering it correctly, was it Stranger Things cast?

I don’t know? 😅

Anyway…

Yes ANYWAY — why was Jin so funny?

LOLOLOLOL…… OMG I WAS SILENT LAUGHING BECAUSE MUM IS UPSTAIRS SLEEPING. OMG MY ABS HURT FROM LAUGHING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hmph!!! 😤 I’M JEALOUS!!!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

That’s the whole POINT of HOT ONES.

It’s to watch celebrities SUFFER! THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY!!!!!!!

(Chuckles) 😏… okay… I kinda get it…

Lol… anyway…

Yes ANYWAY…

Pete Davidson is still the winner 🏆

What winner?

My personal ranking of Hot Ones Funniest Guest of ALL TIME.

PETE DAVIDSON.

Lol… okayyyyy… I’ll go study it 🤓

I don’t think you need to study just do a quick search there’s many clips that went viral.

Lol… pffft… how funny could it have been?

Do you remember my rankings?

Yes. Pete Davidson, Kevin Hart, Gordon Ramsay…….?

Yeah…

How does BTS compare to them?

Oh… they weren’t as funny…

Oh?

Jin was funny… he got pretty close to Pete Davidson level of “I have ZERO fucks to give as a celebrity doing this challenge right now”… Lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I see…

It got really close. If I had to rank the BTS members then Jin wins 🏆

Oh I see 👀

Yes my bias for a reason 🤭

Haaaaaaaa…

What?! Ur so jealous!

I am… and I’m texting my staff to GET ME ON HOT ONES OR WING PONG!!! 😤😤😤

(Giggles) 🤭💕

I can’t wait for your episode one day!

(Shy) 🥰❤️