Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe what have u been doing?! I haven’t heard from you for hours!

Oh I started watching a new show 😅

Which show?

“Age of Attraction” on Netflix

How was it?

Mmmmm… I’m up to episode 6? And there’s more episodes to come out next Wednesday?

Sometimes it was a bit cringe…

There’s a lot to unpack with some of their relationships and I can’t be bothered doing that right now.

It made me so grateful and relieved that we are only 3 years apart 😅 is it wrong to say that?

Lol no…

But didn’t you get chased by a much younger guy before?

I have no idea what you’re talking about babe.

The thing is Fernando is a public persona of yours who was born in the year 2000!

Yeah but I don’t look like him when I’m incognito. I look our age. I look 37. I look my real age when I’m incognito 😎

Well… that makes me feel better about dating you when you’re here.

Trust me. We won’t get papp’d. The fans won’t know it’s me. They’ll just think we’re a normal millennial couple!

Well that’s GOOD.

That what I want!

Really?! I thought you would want a younger guy like Fernando or even FELIX from Stray Kids?

NOT REALISTICALLY.

Oh…?

Felix is like a very pretty piece of art. Does it mean I want to buy the art and hang it on a wall in my home? No. I just admire it from afar.

Right…

YOU are my HUSBAND.

YOU are my REALITY.

The 37 year old that I know! The real human being behind Fernando.

You are REAL. For ME.

Yes… 🥰

And you’re very attractive to me as a 37 year old.

Well… I still have my confident and not so confident days about that… I’m still hesitating about really showing up incognito… I don’t know if you will really find me attractive.

I’ve already seen you incognito and YES YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE AS A 37 YEAR OLD OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE INSECURE ABOUT THIS!!!

Ehehehehehehe… 😅

Do you have your birth year in your driver’s licence?

Yes. And my legal name. Not Fernando. So if any fans accused me of being Fernando I can show them, I’m not him. Which hasn’t even happened, nobody ever suspects that I’m Fernando.

But Fernando is growing more popular…

Nah. That’s only your algorithm. He’s not growing that many fans at all.

Hmmmmm… I dunno…

Trust me babe!

I’m coming back soon!!! 😘❤️

Well… that’s a relief to hear 💕