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Bla bla bla ๐Ÿคช

Baby how’s ur morning?

I’m just chilling, having breakfast… watching some content creators trying to get BTS tickets.

They’re not on sale yet right?

Right.

But now — every step of the registration and pre-sale process is being discussed and dissected and explained and screen recorded (okay not the credit card details) but every other step is being shown to the internet. At least for the Americans. My algorithm thinks I want to see it — and I do. Lol…

Haaaaa… but you’re not going to any US shows.

No but I’ll follow it the same way I did for Eras Tour.

Babe I won’t be surprised if they do a 20-episode documentary series for this tour.

OMG…

And I’m watching content analysing the media reactions… some journalist in Italy was super rude to Seventeen and Stray Kids?!

What did they say?

Something about them being “failed replacements” for BTS?!

Lol… ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Ur not offended on their behalf?!

Nah. Idgaf about what journalists write.

Anyway.

Yes love. Anyway?

I’m now following accounts who I know will update when it’s AUSTRALIA time to register for pre-sale…

Awww… hahaha…

Or there isn’t a pre-sale? I’m kinda confused what’s happening with the Australian tickets.

Nobody seems to have information on those yet.

I’m just bracing myself for when Aus opens up there’s still gonna be an influx of Americans trying to get those tickets. The same happened with Eras Tour. It’s like a swarm of bees that will follow the artist every city they go. They’re gonna buy tickets to as many cities as they can possibly afford. But I also wanna experience them at least once!

You only know BUTTER ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

This has been the funniest thing to you…

YES ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ hahahahhahahaha…

I was telling the bros yesterday “my wife wants to go to BTS but she only knows Butter” and everyone was cackling and rolling around laughing!!! You’re sooooo cute… ๐Ÿฅฐ

Haaaaaaaa…

(Kisses kisses cuddles!!!) ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

They’re saying this tour is predicted to gross $1 billion like the Eras Tour.

But they have to share it amongst seven of them. If it was me and my bros we have to share it amongst 16!

Hmmmmmm…. lemme ask AI how much that would be.


Yeah that looks about right.

So you’re telling me… even BTS… who work bloody hard… will never reach Billionaire status like Taylor Swift…

HAHAHAHHAHA… ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ BABE — do you want me to be a Billionaire?! Do you want me to aim for that? I will go Solo if you want that but I didn’t think you wanted that?

Of course not! It’s not about the money. I’m just feeling surprised

Isn’t it crazy like everyone in the industry is working just as hard as Taylor?! I’m assuming?! My presumption — okay — in terms of training, signing, dancing, planning — you’re getting up, brushing your teeth and then in the studio preparing for a tour. You gotta get to the cities to do the tour. But TAYLOR can make a billion dollars from that for herself to keep but nobody else can even come CLOSE?!?!!

Does she really have one billion dollars cash in a vault?! I think it’s just her value, I don’t think she has a one billion dollars…?!

Lemme ask AI…


Yeah AI says she doesn’t personally take home one billion dollars…

Of course not ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Hahahahha…

Darling…

What is it my love?

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY RIHANNA IS MORE INVOLVED IN FENTY BEAUTY THAN HER MUSIC.

Oh… hahahaha…

Sigh…

See?! And me and my bros aren’t even close. My love. I make good money. But I’m not making BTS or Taylor Swift money… ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

That’s okay…

Is it okay? ๐Ÿฅบ

Of course! I don’t want you to burn out. Just come home and rest. You don’t need to do anything!

Mmmmm… I miss you… ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’•

For me it’s also this feeling like… you know like when you play Sims, you have a bar that shows energy levels.

Your energy meter — same as Taylor Swift or BTS — everyone has the same. But she’s made possibly $200M and BTS possibly $35.7M each, but you and your bros work just as hard! You’re making…?!

Like $2 million from the last tour?

Babe…

Yes love?

YOU CAN MAKE MORE MONEY BUYING AND SELLING LUXURY HOUSES.

Ohhhh… ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Anyway nevermind.

Hahahahaa… it’s not the only income. I do make money from other projects.

Yeah…

Hahahahaha ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’•

Anyway… enjoy your ride in the Sun ๐ŸŒž

I’m not enjoying it at all. I wanna come home and spend time with you.

Okay come home.

When you wanna retire, why don’t you just buy shares in JYP, Hybe and SM or whatever and just coast on being a shareholder while other people work like dogs and make money from their looks and music?!?!?!!

Hahahahahahhaha… ๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธ