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Pitiful

So babe, what would u say to the pitiful acquaintance if you bumped into him?

You know he’s kind of an asshole in other circumstances. I don’t really keep in touch with him he’s just an acquaintance…

Lol I know… that’s why it’s a hypothetical…

What if? You bumped into him?

Well I hope he is happily married to someone else, someone I’ve never met before. A refreshing new face. A blank slate. And a nice person, of course!

I hope he marries a good woman who will be good to him and he is good to her and maybe have kids if he wants them.

Why do you think… you rejected him… originally…?!

I don’t know?!?!?!

Instinct? Knee-jerk reaction?!

I never even considered him until he asked me to?!

And then — maybe I misinterpreted that request.

Hmmmm…

Do u think. If he contacted u for dinner now, would u go?

ONLY TO TALK ABOUT YOU.

I’m gonna just bla bla bla to him all about my husband FERNANDO!!!

Hahahahaha… 🤣🤣🤣

I’ll be like, “I’m so PROUD of FERNANDO. He’s such a good guy!!!”

Hehehehhee… 🥰💕

There’s really nothing else for me to talk to him about?!

Mmm… that’s good 😘❤️