Babe… do u remember when we were little there was a movie called The First Wives Club?
Yeah…….?
Well I think in real life it’s not that glamorous.
Of course not 🤣🤣🤣 hahhaahhaa…
There are so many other issues…
Yes… … …
I kinda… wish… that some bitches in my past… get thrown out by their husbands like trash… 🤣🤣🤣 hahahhahahaa…
Ur hexing again 😏💕
Well…?! They were bitches to me?!?!?! Don’t they deserve it?!?!
Hahahahahaha… 🥰💕 maybe…
We’re really entering the decade when friends around us instead of weddings will start announcing divorces or separations…
It’s not announcement. They’re very low key about it! Don’t u think it’s even harder for a generation that were teenagers when Facebook started?!
Hmmmmmm…
We went from fighting for Facebook official status to now having to… divorce… via Facebook?! Separate our contacts?!
Noooo it’s not that serious?!
They’re not even on Facebook anymore.
They’ve got new instagrams but they didn’t update their Facebook profiles. If they’re still separated.
If they’re divorced then it’s low key obvious there’s just no announcement.
I think it’s more like their profile shrinks. They’ve shrunken themselves.
So it just looks like they don’t post anything anyway. Where did their wedding album go?! Just gone?! Didn’t exist?
Yeah…….?
They’re not even showing up to mutuals weddings!
What weddings?!
Some of the later weddings… some people are still getting married it’s just not as intensely frequent as it was in our late 20s, early 30s…
I think if they’re posting incessantly on LinkedIn then there’s definitely problems in their marriage.
Hahahaahhahahaa… 🤣 “definitely” — ?!
99% of the time… it’s cos they’re not happy in their marriage.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA… what about the LinkedIn lurkers?
Ooh… maybe… they’re not divorced or separated yet they are just wandering in their own minds…
Oh yeah that makes sense…
Why is it on LinkedIn anyway?
I don’t know? Maybe there’s a lot of LinkedIn marital affairs… 🤣🤣🤣 it’s actually an app for married couples to hook up…
OH SHIT… 🤣 BABE U MIGHT BE RIGHT ABOUT THAT!
Lol…….
A lot of “business proposals”… 👀
Hahahahhahaaaa… 🤣🤣🤣
Have u ever used LinkedIn as a dating app?
Yes.
WHAT?!
Hahahhahahahahahaha… 🤣🤣🤣 it was before Covid! Omg! Soooo long ago and nothing happened…
I see… 👀👀👀 who was it?
Nobody important. Trust me. I might as well have amnesia about it. Completely insignificant.
I believe u…
U do?!
Yeah. Because I’ve kept tabs on u this whole time I would’ve known about it if he was anyone important.
Oh it wasn’t just one guy….
WHAT?!?!??!!!
LinkedIn is like Tinder, babe. But I never slept with them. Just texted and sussed them out. Then I got bored. Corporate guys are so fuckin boring! 🙄
Oh sheesh… yeah I’m not surprised… 🫠🫠🫠 💕💕💕 so glad that ur MY WIFE instead……
Hahahahhahaa…
Would a corporate guy show up incognito and do what u did?!?!?!
🤔 hmmm… would they?!
I don’t think so. They’re not gonna make me smile or my heart flutter the way only you can 🤗🤗🤗😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Awwwwww… 🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰🥰💕
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