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Theory

Babe…

Yes my love?

What if… the shitty customer yesterday was an illegal immigrant…? And their English wasn’t very good and that’s why they did that?

Does this only happen with non-Australians?

No. It’s definitely happened with Australians before too.

Then that doesn’t make sense?! There is no pattern here based on their citizenship or immigration status.

Okay. Well.

Did they seem like it?

In this particular situation.

The customer seemed like someone who got into this country illegaly because I can’t imagine how they would even function through AN AIRPORT with decorum and poise as a normal human being in society!

What about the Aussies who do it?

They seem like spoiled narcissists who don’t give a shit about anyone else.

So… this person didn’t give off those vibes?

No, no, it’s totally possible they were one too.

But they didn’t seem Australian?

In this particular case, no, English was not their first language. 

But even when English is their first language, they do this…

They have. Yes. It’s not every customer — but one in about 50?! Maybe?! But yesterday’s level of shitty was on a whole other level of shitty.

I can’t believe they don’t have parents who taught them how to be a decent human being.

Lol… it’s the disbelief for me love… WHY IS THIS SURPRISING TO YOU?!

What do you mean?

SHITTY HUMANS EXIST. I’ve known this for a loooooong time… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sigh… I haven’t had as much exposure to them… in real life… it’s such a shock to my aura…

Awwww… you’re lucky….

Am I?! How?!

I think I’ve witnessed and experienced the worst levels of human nature since my childhood. I’ve always been experiencing human shittyness. It’s just been a constant in my life. An expectation. They’re gonna piss you off. They’re gonna disappoint. OF COURSE they’re selfish, self-centered, self-absorbed, completely unaware of others, lack any sort of compassion or care. OF COURSE!!!!!! — (CHUCKLES) WHY IS THIS SURPRISING?!?!! 😅😅😅

I think I must have generally been surrounded by NICE humans my whole life then?!?!?!?!?!

Since childhood?

Of course since childhood?!

My grandparents, Aunties, Uncles, everyone is usually very NICE and CONSIDERATE and POLITE?!?!?!

Civilised…?

YES. THEY HAVE COMMON DECENCY AND CIVILITY. THAT IS MY EXPERIENCE OF HUMANS IN MY UPBRINGING.

Lol…

Why hadn’t you had that kind of childhood my darling?! 🥺

Oh… I was always bullied.

BY WHO?!?!?!?!

EVERYONE……..

Sigh…

And now your face is plastered all over the world…

Yes… 😉💕

I get to show them… THIS IS ME AND I’M MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ALL YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol…

Are you proud of me?!

Of course!

I’m genuinely seeing how I am a LUCKY WOMAN compared to that shithouse of a customer.

Now I’m feeling sorry for them. They’re both cursed by me and unlucky in the first place.

Lol… double curses… 😅

They’ve brought their own bad luck upon themselves for existing the way they do! It’s possible someone else cursed their bloodline many many generations ago!

Perhaps yesterday was supposed to be a turning point, an opportunity for their karma, but no — they stepped into that hole again. They just kept the negative cycles going.

I wonder what I did in my past to be born with my curse…

You are not cursed my love.

I really used to feel that I was. Especially in my childhood and teens…

Sigh… this is how you are so resilient now… it moulded you into the man that you are…

Yeah but… I wouldn’t wish that experience onto anyone else.

Yeah… sigh… I don’t know baby… what did you do in your past life… what do you think?

Hmmm…

Maybe you were a King that led an army into a battle where many lives were lost and the public opinion was that it was an unnecessary war and then your name got spit on by all the villagers or whoever they were so you reincarnated with a childhood of suffering and trauma.

Lolololol….. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Yeah… maybe?

Maybe you tortured your enemies in a way that was just too cruel.

Maybe…

But you’re still my Soul Mate ❤️

Yes… 🥹❤️❤️❤️

We learn and grow together…

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