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The Rat

Darling. I definitely get the feeling that the shitty customer was sent by a rat 🐀

They had a rat energy about them.

You think it was a hex?

Yes. A disgruntled rat. Which I can’t imagine why or specifically who? Who do I know that is a rat that is disgruntled about me?!?!?!!

I don’t have any rat frenemies like that. I’ve completely left them alone — why would you be disgruntled about not hearing from me?!?!

Because they can’t use you anymore. They can’t take advantage.

Ha!

They’re disgruntled that you’re not their puppet. They’re disgruntled that you see right through them. They’re even disgruntled you know all their other secrets.

That’s their own fault for being a shitty human.

There ya go.

Now we know the source of the original curse.

Indeed. It’s glaringly obvious. 

They have nothing to worry about.

I will only tell their secret to their offspring one day if they ask me.

What?

If they have a son or daughter.

If they have perhaps… passed away? And the son or daughter has tracked me down looking for answers?

I will tell them very honestly, “This is what your parent once told me” — with a disclaimer of course. Allegedly. How can I prove any of it happened? These were drunken stories.

Drunken stories…

Oh the skeletons that RAT has in their CLOSET………. 💀

Lol… we are so lucky to have each other baby ðŸĨ°âĪïļ

Yes!!! Our lives are better than theirs!!! ðŸĪŠðŸ’•💕💕