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Purgatory

Babe… why am I stuck here?

Awwwww… ur not stuck my love…

Who’s praying for me to stay stuck here?!

Are you stuck?! What are you talking about?

Every. Day. I’m dealing with the same shit…

Work shit?

No. Home life shit.

It’s not even a home it’s a spiritual prison.

What is your prison?

My mother. Even my dog…

Ur not grateful for ur dog?

He poos and pees a lot…

Lol… πŸ˜…

Wouldn’t it be the same as getting a cat, ur just cleaning the litter box all the time?

Maybe I don’t want a cat either then.

Right. No animals.

No more after this one…

Mmmmm…

When do u get a day off?

Tomorrow.

Well that’s good!

Is it?! Another friend wants to hang out…

Is that bad?

I’M SO TIRED.

Lol then just tell them?

No I already said yes when I was in the mood earlier in the week…

Mmmmmmm… what’s wrong with my mother-in-law today?

Everything.

Everything?!

Yes. Everything is wrong.

It’s just hopeless. Don’t bother trying to help with this one.

Oh… … … πŸ˜…

It’s not your responsibility.

But I want you to live happily and comfortably.

Then TAKE ME WITH YOU.

Hahahahhaaha… really?!?!?!

What will happen to them?

If money can solve their problems then you can definitely solve their problems and take me with you.

Oooh… and how will money solve their problems?

Buy my mother her own house. Pay for her own nursing or whatever medical staff. Pay for all her medications, supplements, procedures. Heck, hook her up with a personalised doctor specialist to attend every single whatever the fuck her problems are.

The dog — can we pay for the dog to travel with us and have a dog nanny?

OF COURSE!

Well then yes my love.

You are the key to solving all my current problems if you show up.

You are my Prince on a white horse. My Knight in Shining Armour. With bags fulls of cash.

Hahahahahahahahahha… πŸ€£πŸ’•

Only you can save me from this purgatory… πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

Lol… I feel honoured… but also… concerned… what other ways can we at least make it a little easier on you in the meantime?

I don’t know…

I feel like it’s just these energies right now.

I don’t know why people think this is a lovely time of year cos my experience is that this has almost always been an extremely stressful time of year?!

I can only think of ONE year where I had a relatively good time?!

When was that?

New Year’s Eve in Taipei…

I hadn’t met you yet.

Wowowowow… what happened? Oh yeah you’ve told me. The Jay Chou concert?

Jay Chou was performing that New Year’s Eve… yes… and we saw him from far away.

Awwwwwww… and what else happened?

Just hanging out with my friends at the time…

Like a normal New Years Eve — how you would imagine it. Actually having fun with friends.

It’s been many, many, many years, even decades of my life, since then?!

Who has that amazing magical New Year’s Eve?!!?! I don’t know how these people exist.

I’m getting the feeling you feel as if you’re shackled to these obligations with your mother.

Ha!

Unless you marry me and give her your credit card?!

That might be the solution to all our problems?!?!?!!

Mmmmm… I don’t mind doing that. How much would she spend in one year?!

I don’t know babe… how about $150,000? Would that suffice?

THAT’S NOTHING! Of course I can support my mother-in-law for $150K a year?! That’s easy!

Well?

Lol… πŸ˜…

This has been fun to dream… but I gotta get ready for work…

I miss you already πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ

I miss you too like if I actually stopped to think about it I wouldn’t even be able to go to work. I would be crying and wailing how much I miss you and need you and want to cause such a dramatic scene…

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