Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe I have a conspiracy theory…

What theory?

Look at this…

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?!?!! What about it?!

My conspiracy theory is that Felix and Christopher are slow launching their solo activities carrying the band thru the other dudes’ military services upcoming…

Lol… 😅 is that even a conspiracy?!

Well… it’s my theories… my thoughts… my guesses…

Uhuh… lol…

Why are you laughing?!

Because we’re doing similar plans with me and my bros!

So I don’t think it’s a conspiracy at all, lol… 🤣

Well… Christopher had the solo Fendi stage and now Felix had this solo Spotify stage…

Naver x Spotify.

I don’t know what “Naver” is — through this whole campaign I have no idea what Felix is selling. It’s not bubble tea. It’s not makeup. But I know it’s something with Spotify which is not my preference. 

Lol… ur still loyal to Apple music.

Exactly. 

Anyway I’m not their target audience.

How do u know?

I’m assuming I’m not their target audience.

Mmmm… you are my target audience! 😘❤️

Lol…

Anyway…

Why doesn’t Felix and Christopher just do a full ENGLISH ALBUM while the other boys go to military?

U think so? U think that’s a good idea? 🤣

Lol… I would listen to it… unless the lyrics are just… terrible… like Life of a Showgirl terrible…

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA….

Just don’t be cringe and I’ll listen to it.

But how can they gauge that?! Maybe they’re just becoming the uncs in K-pop and they’re getting cringe anyway?

Oh dear… you think so baby?!

I ugh… I’ve heard some behind the scenes chatter…

About what?

Bang Chan is 30 babe.

Is he?!? No he’s not!

He might as well be.

Ummmm… Taylor Swift is 37…

But u stopped liking her stuff!

U just said she’s cringe!

Her LAST ALBUM. Yes. I am still admiring her with the Eras Tour documentary. I just don’t resonate with The Life of a Showgirl.

And there will be a gradual descent for Stray Kids too. Just like me and my bros. We’re constantly having these kinds of meetings now. Whether guys are in the military or not.

Are you excited about BTS comeback?

I was never Army… of course I’ll listen out of curiosity…

But that’s like Life of a Showgirl. You listened once and then you went “eewwww….”

Lolololol…. Well MAYBE EVERYONE NEEDS TO LEARN FROM CARDI B. GIVE YOUR AUDIENCE A 7 YEAR BREAK BETWEEN ALBUMS. THAT’S WHEN THE FANS REALLY REALLY WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmm… Cardi B…….

I’m not finished with her album. I’m still gonna listen to it throughout 2026. She’s still in my Top 5 right now.

Sigh…

What?

It wasn’t in our business plan. They didn’t plan anything like the gap that Cardi B had. Can you imagine explaining to the shareholders that “this group is taking a 7 year break to try to have a Cardi B effect with their comeback” — ?!

?!?!?!?? IS THAT REALLY SO BAD?!!??!?!

Yes…. 😅 Then we might as well leave… “There’s the door” —

I wonder why or how Jay Z was so patient with Cardi B. They should really give us the tea there.

Lol… 😅

But she still showed up to Met Gala and stuff. She wasn’t like “gone” — she just took a break from the music.

Uhuh…

Anyway are we discussing you and your bros or Felix and Christopher?

What difference does it make. We’re all the same cookie cutter templates.

Lolololol… 😅

Mmmmm… I think that Stray Kids are not uncs until I.N. is unc.

I.N.?!?!!

Yeah their youngest. The day that he seems unc, then yeah, Stray Kids have become uncs.

I think that… Christopher pushing 30 is already unc 🤣🤣🤣

Well so are you and your bros?!?! I mean, Fernando…

The real you is pushing 40!!! If only they knew that TRUTH.

Hahahahahhahaaa… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have a feeling Cortis is sky-rocketing in 2026…

Why not Kick Flip?

… … … I don’t sense anything about them.

Why not?

I just don’t?

I’m not getting any intuitive psychic feelings. Maybe they will be okay… but not like world tour level.

U think Cortis is getting a world tour?!

Haven’t they already?

Have they?!

I don’t know. But I do feel like they are the new and shiny…

Even though I don’t personally care. But I’m sensing it because I’m seeing them on my algorithm without actively engaging with any of that content.

Does your algorithm think because you like Stray Kids that you’ll like Cortis too?

Did they PAY for that suggestion?! Is there some kind of secret pay to manipulate the algorithm that we don’t know about?!?! I don’t think so though right?

I watched ONE podcast with Cortis out of curiosity and they’ve been on my algorithm ever since.

BUT HOW DID YOU GET SUGGESTED THAT ONE PODCAST INITIALLY?!

Zane Lowe… you know I follow the Zane Lowe apple music podcasts…!!

Oh… … so it was through that…

I guess so?!?!?!

Sigh…

What’s wrong baby?

We don’t have the budget for Zane Lowe.

U need a BUDGET to be on Zane Lowe?

No. I mean. I dunno. We just haven’t gotten any of that organised. We didn’t focus on him as a strategy.

Well Cortis did… and I think they’ve reached Western eyes and ears in their debut year?!

Hmph.

What’s wrong?

They didn’t have to work as hard!

Noooo… you don’t know that!

They’re just riding on K-pop Demon Hunters!

Aren’t you too?

Also — I think that was a coincidence?!?

Hmmmm…

I really want Fernando to be interviewed by Zane Lowe.

He can’t…

Why not?

Apple music is not part of the marketing team’s strategies…

Sigh…

What if Fernando has a podcast on Spotify?

What do you mean?

Like if I just do a few episodes with one of the bros…

Is this an English podcast?

Maybe…

As long as it’s more entertaining than Felix and Christopher’s apple music one…

What?! U didn’t think it was entertaining?!?

Ummm… it felt kinda scripted and boring…

Lol… didn’t u say a lot of podcasts are scripted?

Yes but there’s a difference with it feeling like it or being seamlessly entertaining… it takes a very special PRO to make a podcast script flow and easy to listen to.

There’s definitely a different craft to it — bring back old school radio DJ techniques. Some people think it’s so easy to buy a microphone and start their own DIY podcast — it’s not. There’s an invisible SKILL SET you’re not SEEING.

Uhuh…

Anyway…

Yes love anyway… I don’t think I have time to work on that skill…

Okay then nevermind.

Lol…

I do think it’s interesting what you’re saying about Cardi B and Taylor Swift… Life of a Showgirl has been a very surprising twist… many in the industry just assumed it’s another typical success for Taylor…

She still has plenty of Swifties.

I know. But there’s a clear divide amongst them… some who just can’t stand the new album…

Oh yeah. Oddly enough I saw a youtuber say that about Stray Kids too… lol… they be doing too much, people need a break from them…

I wish that was me and my bros! I just wanna get cancelled to come home and see you!

Lol…. 😅❤️❤️❤️