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Taylor News?

Babe did u see Taylor Swift is going on Colbert Report?

Ugh… I’m still hyperfocusing on ROBOT POOL CLEANERS.

Does TAYLOR need to worry about robot pool cleaners?! I don’t think so! How many human pool cleaners can Taylor Swift hire?! Her life and MY life are NOT THE SAME.

I don’t have time for her PR scripted promo. I’ll watch the documentary one day when I’M TOO TIRED from REAL LIFE.

Lolololol…. 😅… okay my love… 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️