BABE… WHAT IS GOING ON WITH UR EMO SOCIAL MEDIAAAAAAA?!?!?!
😅😅😅 was I that obvious? Was it that emo?
Lol… what’s going on? U miss me?
Yes… 🥺❤️
Well I’m right here…
I NEED A DORAEMON DOOR 😭😭😭💔
Yeah… sigh… or u could… change jobs… move back to Australia…
I’m planning to.
REALLY?!?!!?!?!
Yeah. I’m working towards it. I’m already picturing how I’ll leave…
Do the staff know or ur just keeping it to urself?
To myself for now… if I tell them what I’m really thinking they’re just going to try to talk me out of it.
Yeah… it gets like that…
I wanna fly back… 😭💔
I want u to do that too?!
I know u wouldn’t want to tag along with me… doing all this… even I don’t wanna be here, why would I put u thru it…
I’m surprised at how much u seem to loathe ur job that ur making so much money with… what’s been the most jarring or triggering things that’s happened?
It’s all behind the scenes. We don’t talk about it on social media.
What kinda stuff?
It’s not as wholesome as it seems.
Can u give an example?!??!!
There’s a lot of crazy chaotic things behind the scenes.
Like what?!?!?!
Don’t worry… anyway I would never put u thru it…
But ur putting urself thru it.
I can handle it. But I wouldn’t want u to see it.
WHAT are u talking about?!?!!
I have some really rich fans who think they can get away with anything because they have money.
Right… … … and…? Is it something u need to tell the police?!
No… it’s not that bad…
Oh phew. Well then?!
It’s just emotionally draining. Like get the fuck outta my face… 😒
Oh… like flies… 🪰
YES. THEY ARE LIKE FLIES. AND MY STAFF DO TRY TO SWAT THEM AWAY. BUT THEY KEEP TRYING TO COME BACK.
I see… yeah… that’s exhausting… mentally…
It is… 😫😫😫
How do u know they won’t follow u flying back to Australia?
Nah they won’t do that.
Why? How?
Because I’ll be incognito. They never follow me incognito. They’ve been RUDE to Mr Incognito! They think he’s an ugly piece of shit!!!
(Chuckles)… so I’m dating and marrying the ugly piece of shit, not ✨️ Fernando ✨️…
(Shy)… yeah… r u ok with that?
OF COURSE!!! And also ur not ugly. I love Mr Incognito. So handsome to me! 🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕💕💕
Ur like a 10/10 standing next to Mr Incognito who’s like a 3/10.
That doesn’t make any sense. Fernando is a 20/10?!??!!
IT’S ALL CINEMATIC MAKEUP TRICKS.
Lol….. 😅😅😅
I just remembered something Oprah talked about last night.
What did she say?
She said back then in 1978?!?!! Even back then, they asked her if she’d be willing to have plastic surgery. But she didn’t want to. She just agreed to get hair and makeup done…
Oh?! I didn’t know about this…
Yeah. They would’ve I guess paid for her plastic surgery if she was willing to get it?! But she didn’t.
Well… I didn’t have plastic surgery either… it’s just makeup…
But ur fans would be in shock. How does he transform from an unrecognisable Mr Incognito to ✨️ Fernando ✨️ ?!?!?!
It’s just like putting on a work uniform. A nurse or a policeman they have their uniforms. They serve the community and they get paid. I put on my uniform. I’m Fernando… I get paid to be him… and then I take off all that on my days off. I fly back to see you as myself.
Mmmm… I miss you! ❤️❤️❤️
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