Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

My lovely baby how r u?!?!??!!

I’m good… I’m winding down for the night.

How was the streamer awards?

I didn’t watch all of it. I caught the end bits… and some highlights…

Who’s your favourite streamer?

I don’t think I know them enough to say I have a favourite…

Who do u watch the most?

HasanAbi…

Oh?

But I don’t always agree with his takes! I really want to make that clear. I watch him to hear other points of views… I don’t always agree with him. I think it’s very healthy to NOT agree with him on everything — because I don’t.

But I’m not in his chat trying to argue with him. I just watch to listen to his opinions and analysis and then I’m forming MY OWN opinions because I’m also watching OTHER content, including mainstream news channels for myself as well as reading and gathering other information which I don’t even go into that much on this blog or anywhere on social media…

Right… so u watch him the most but u try to disassociate from him… u don’t wanna be known as a HasanAbi fan...

I’m not. I think he’s a nice guy but I don’t agree with everything he says. So I don’t think I can call myself a HasanAbi Head…

What if u saw him on the street?

I don’t think I would ask to take a picture. I’m not a fan girl!!!

What if he walked into ur store.

And bought something?!

LOL… first of all… why would he do that?

Second of all… I can imagine if he came in to buy stuff… wait. U know what? I think he’s too tall.

LOL WHAT?

I think if HasanAbi walked into the store I worked at he might be like “do u have pants for extra tall?” And I would have to say sorry we don’t. Because I do get asked that by guys around his height and we just don’t?!?!!

Lol… okay so what IF he walked into ur store… he started asking for “extra tall” pants??!?!! Lol…

Ummmm… I would immediately recognise him and I would say “ur HasanAbi… aren’t u?”

HAHHAHAHAHAHA… 🤣

And I would imagine he would say “yes” — but why would he even be alone? I might even recognise his camera man.

Lol he’s NOT going into ur store with a camera crew. Let’s say hypothetically he goes in on a day off.

Babe he doesn’t seem to take any days off. Streaming life looks genuinely insane…

Lol hypothetically! I just wanna hear how this conversation unfolds…

Okay?!

He’s HasanAbi. I don’t want a photo.

I will say “I watch u on youtube all the time” and maybe he will say “Thanks, I appreciate it” and then I’ll say “But I don’t always AGREE with u!”

LOL… why do u need to tell him that?

Because I’m not as far left as him politically. I’m just not. It’s a fact. About me. I just don’t agree with him 100%. That’s me.

Uhuh…

I need u to know this about me if we’re gonna get married.

I know this about u…

And I don’t wanna marry u if ur ever gonna go as far left as him either…

LOL babe I am nowhere near his spectrum of politics!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I just find it amusing that you like to listen to him!

Okay? Well? Where are you politically then?

I think I’m further right than you but we are both still left-ish overall. And we as a couple are not as left as Hasan.

Lol… okay… glad we cleared that up.

Lolololol… 🥰💕

Would u ever be a guest on his stream?

Ummm… as an antagonist?! To his opinions?!

U think so? U think Fernando would do that?

No. Fernando would just want to be neutral and talk about his charity work.

I don’t think that’s on brand for Hasan…

Well then we’ll probably never collab…

U should collab with QTCinderella!

U like QT?

Yes. She seems like a nice lady. Much more digestible for Fernando to collab with.

Ahhh… okay…

If I had to pick a top streamer for Fernando to collab with, I would pick QT.

Why?

Because she’s also a SWIFTIE so y’all can bond over music and lyrics.

Ahhhhh… I didn’t know she’s a Swiftie?

OF COURSE QTCINDERELLA IS A SWIFTIE.

What do u mean of course?!?!? How would I have known that?! 😅

Okay fine I have followed the lore enough to know QT is a Swiftie.

Lol okay. Good to know. Is there anyone that likes my music?

I haven’t seen any streamers mention u or ur bros… HasanAbi likes Lisa from Black Pink. That is his lore.

Lol… sigh… I don’t think I’ll collab with him…

U know what would be super cute?

What?

If Bang Chan from Stray Kids went on Jason The Ween and they made a song together on stream.

LOL… who cares about him?! We were talking about FERNANDO.

Okayyyy… so… I dunno, would Fernando get along with Jason?!

Ur right. He’s not on brand for Fernando… I’ll ask my staff to contact QT…

Lol…

Anyone else? What are ur streamer rankings?

I genuinely feel like I still don’t know them enough to rank them. I’m not that deep into their content.

It’s just that SOMETIMES their clips get onto youtube. So maybe I am also just getting the highlights.

I’m not sitting for hours on end with them on their streams.

Yeah…

I wonder if Fernando would stream himself playing games…

We would need to find a way to fake it.

What do u mean?

I don’t actually play games. That’s just part of Fernando’s script. If they wanted to see me play a game we’d have to set up an actual gamer on another screen like a stunt double.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh this is amusing to u?!

Yesssssss… 🤭💕💕💕