Darling, did u sleep well?
Oh I had very strange dreams… I don’t even know how to begin telling u about them…
There was something with a clothing sale…
There was something with water. A river. People trying to cross the river.
There was something with the Taiwanese Aunties and Uncles and being vegetarian.
That does sound very random…
And not one distinct narrative. I don’t know how to explain it.
That’s okay. Did u get some good rest?
Did I…? I’m not sure…
I didn’t sleep much last night.
Why? What happened?
Nah I actually lurked my social media… which I don’t usually do……
And?
I feel sad… I want a break. I want to come back to see u…
What does this have to do with ur social media?
Well… I’m growing more popular…
Yeah. U are. U haven’t peaked. Ur still gaining traction.
I’m not so popular that it starts irritating people and they start trying to drag me down or cancel me…
Do u really want that? I think Pete Davidson said something about it being kinda traumatising when they do that…
I wanna be cancelled!!! 😭😭😭 I miss u…
Darling ur just saying that…
There were moments last night where I didn’t keep up the mask. I was just like, “fuck it” — because I’d rather be cancelled and fly home to see u.
Darling. Ur punishment is that ur not cancellable. I don’t know why but the Universe has decided that. Or maybe ur company with the PR and everything.
Sigh…
Maybe u’ll ride this for another 2 to 3 years…
U think so?
Well… 🤷♀️ I don’t know either… but it seems like u guys have at least one more world tour in u…
We get a proper break before we dive back into another world tour.
Really?
YES. THAT’S WHEN I’M COMING BACK!
Ooh… yay… 🥰
