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Quitter

Babe…

Yes my darling?

I wanna quit.

Sigh… what r u talking about?

I have this fantasy… that I quit and I fly back to Australia and I get a job at your workplace Christmas casual…  And we work together in fashion retail.

Whyyyyyy would u fantasize about that?!?!?!

Because then I get to spend more time with you!

We don’t have to work at the same place to spend time together…

I know… but it’s my fantasy 😍

LOL…

PR crisis aside, I think if u started working here we would get paparazzi out the front of the store all of a sudden… it would be so weird…

How do I even explain that to my boss?!?!

There will not be paparazzi, I’m not going to look like Fernando. I’ll finally be able to grow FACIAL HAIR.

Omg… lol…

Don’t u want to keep making the big money?

No… 🥺 The money is not worth not getting to spend time with you…

Omgggg… 🫠❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I wanna see you 😍

Okay fine. Quit. See what ur staff and bros say.

(Hysterical giggling) 🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕

They’re going to say, “There’s the door. Go. Walk thru it” 🚪

Yeah….

Why do I suddenly have the song “with arms wide open” in my head… 💋