Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe…

Yes what is it my Knight in Shining Armour?!

🤣🤣🤣 lol… I wanted to ask… do u think some past friends are jealous of u? Have been cursing u?

Even if they were… I don’t think their Evil Eyes would involve my mother. So no, I don’t think it’s them…

Oh… how do u know?

My mother never did anything to them! If anything she’s a normal Aunty to them. They have no reason to extend the curse to my mother’s health detriments.

Oh… I see…

It’s just a different generation. I don’t think the curse is from any Millennials.

Oh… lol… but they were jealous of you? Or maybe they even are jealous of u? 👀

Why would they be jealous of me. They are in much better jobs than me. They live in nice houses. They live a charmed life. If anything shouldn’t I be the disgruntled person giving them the Evil Eye?!?!

Except u don’t at all?!

U see their instagram stories and ur being really nice?!?!

I’m not jealous of anyone who appears on my instagram stories…

But even their friends? Acquaintances of yours? Friends of friends?

Why would there be any jealousy?!?!

Maybe older brother opened his mouth and told them that I’m still in love with you and planning to come propose and marry you in 2026 😅

Lol… how is that something for them to be jealous about?! Shouldn’t they feel happy for me?! Relieved?!?!?!

So you’re not sensing any jealousy?

R u worried?

Yes… 😅 I wanna know if u think we should be more cautious about any of them and I will make older brother clean up his story.

Why is he telling OUR story?!

Exactly! I’m gonna give him an earful to shut the fuck up!!!!!! 😤😤😤

No, it’s fine. I don’t actually care.

R u sure?!

They’re not the type to sell a story to a tabloid. I know that.

Are we 100% sure?!??!! 👀

Yes… omg… they have other things in their lives… they don’t give a fuck about any of that!

Right…

I don’t think I sense any jealousy… but maybe a… “grass might be greener” curiosity… except they have no idea about all the shit in my life with my parents and all that…

Oh…

I wonder if they’re just gossiping about me because I did write on my LinkedIn that I’m studying cybersecurity?

Ahahahhaha… u think that’s what it is?!

I dunno 🤷‍♀️

But if that is what it is, I would wanna say to them — y’all can enroll in ur own online course.

They are even more left brained than me. If I can study cybersecurity, they sure as hell will ease through that course material, babe. It won’t be hard for them.

Ummm… u have left brained past friends? 😅

Yesssss… of course!

And their industry is dependent on cybersecurity these days they might as well do a short course themselves to wrap their heads around it.

Or if they’re in a middle aged millennial midlife crisis, I do believe it would be an easy career pivot…

Ahahahaha… what if OLDER BROTHER has been asking me about this?!

Why doesn’t he message me himself?

Ummm… I told him he’s not allowed to. Ur my wife now, it’s weird for him to message u directly.

Oh okay… what does he wanna know?

I dunno… I think they’re just feeling curious… what are u learning?!

REALLY BASIC.

You can find it on youtube or ask Chat GPT for a basic course outline. And where to find equivalent short courses for themselves.

If they wanna upskill another way, do a MASTERS in CYBERSECURITY with the qualifications they ALREADY HAVE — I think it is possible?!?!

Is it?!?!?

I am assuming so, I dunno, go ask AI for a course brochure.

Lolololol…

My point is that. Okay sure. Maybe they look at my LinkedIn and are gossiping “wow she’s really about to finish a certificate in cybersecurity” and I just wanna say — if artsy fartsy random poetry weirdo writer NICOLE can do it, so can you!

Absolutely they could do it. They’d probably finish the same course content in half the time it took me! And they can afford a good online course. They don’t need to compare with me!

That’s how u really feel?

YES!

Darling even you could learn cybersecurity. It’s not that hard?!?!?!

Yes but ur saying that but u got a scholarship…

Even so… I believe in u honey. I believe it wouldn’t be hard for u. I believe it wouldn’t be hard for those past friends or even ur older brother either.

Actually ur older brother is suitable for going straight into Masters, he wouldn’t find it difficult at all, it’s whether or not he wants to.

Hahahahaa… this is so RANDOM to suddenly keep talking about these NON-EXISTENT CHARACTERS!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT. ALL FICTION.

🎵 Just my imagination… running away with me… 🎵

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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