Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Darling, she really designed that song to be an earworm…

How was ur sleep my babe?!?! Good morning?!

I dreamt of the song… I didn’t even need to stream it. I certainly haven’t added to any further sales or streaming numbers.

Lol… 😅 what happened in ur dream?

A whole bunch of random stuff…

But now that I’m awake, I still agree with every other critique of this song’s lyrics — umm… she’s not Elizabeth Taylor?!

Having multiple boyfriends does not equate to having multiple marriages.

This is not Clara Bow — from my understanding.

Because I don’t really know who the fuck Clara Bow was. I don’t even know Stevie Knicks.

But I feel like I know Elizabeth Taylor.

They are two completely different entities. Why are you comparing yourself to Elizabeth Taylor?!?!!?

It makes no fucking sense babe. IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

And if I was Brittany Mahomes I WOULD BE WORRIED — WHY ARE YOU COMPARING YOURSELF TO A WOMAN WHO MOVED ON WITH HER HUSBAND’S BEST FRIEND AFTER HE DIED?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

It makes no fucking sense!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhh…

Elizabeth Taylor is a PISCES.

There is nothing PISCES about Taylor Motherfucking Swift.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Woweeee… 😅😅😅 lol….

I don’t know what Taylor or the people around her have been telling her but she cannot compare even her own “cat eye makeup” to ELIZABETH TAYLOR’S EYES — IT’S JUST NOT THE SAME.

Taylor what are you doing?!??! This is also why it’s so CRINGE…

If you wanted to sing a song about how great Elizabeth Taylor was you can sing it in a different way.

The implied comparison to herself as Taylor Swift is honestly just. Odd.

It’s very odd.

And one of the youtubers I watched as well was like, “do you even know anything about Elizabeth Taylor other than the White Diamonds commercial?!” — it’s like — WHY THE FUCK?!?!?!

And it doesn’t make sense to ANYONE who has ever come across interviews, articles, BOOKS and of course the movies with ELIZABETH TAYLOR!!!

Lolll…… 😅😅😅

I’m almost offended for her behalf but I know her son gave a nod of appreciation but really — I’m kinda offended.

Are you an Elizabeth Taylor fan?

I think I’ve consumed more lore about her than Taylot Swift?!?!?!?!

🎵 and I can’t have fun if I can’t have you 🎵

THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ELIZABETH TAYLOR.

HAVE YOU READ EVEN ONE INTERVIEW WITH ELIZABETH TAYLOR?!?!?!

SHE’S NOT A FUCKING PICK ME.

How can you fucking make that comparison?!?!?! It’s EMBARRASSING!!! For you — Taylor Swift — It’s EMBARRASSING for you…

Lol… 😅 chill babe…… lol…

The most famous line from Elizabeth Taylor is, “what am I supposed to do?! Sleep alone?” — DO YOU SEE HOW SHE IS THE EMBODIMENT OF A PISCES WHICH TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT?!?!?!

Lol… u had me until u brought in the astrology…

OMG.

OMG.

OMG.

What?

THIS SONG IS ABOUT JOE ALWYN. SHE IS ACTUALLY NOT OVER HIM.

JOE IS THE FUCKING PISCES WITH PIERCING EYES.

Omggggggg that is a stretch!

I’M TELLING YA MAYBE TAYLOR SWIFT HERSELF DOES NOT REALISE HER OWN SUBCONSCIOUS SEEPING INTO HER SONG.

IT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE UNTIL YOU MAKE IT A PARALLEL TO JOE ALWYN.

(GASP!!!!!) 😱

DID JOE ALWYN CHEAT ON HER WITH BLAKE LIVELY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

What??!?!?!?!?! The fuck?!?!??!?!! 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DID JOE ALWYN. CHEAT ON HER OR MOVE ON VERY VERY QUICKLY WITH ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS?!?!?!

I doubt it.

JUST BECAUSE NOBODY’S PR TEAM ACKNOWLEDGED IT DOESN’T MEAN IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WRITE THIS FUCKING SONG ABOUT ELIZABETH TAYLOR?!?!?!?!

Ur not gonna let this go, are you?

The song is un-listenable to me, incomprehensible — UNLESS I make it about Joe Alwyn. It doesn’t make sense in my brain.

Do you not see how Joe Alwyn has the MOST Elizabeth Taylor Pisces eyes than any other famous person on the PLANET right now?!

I don’t babe… 😅 but that’s cute that u think that…?

Elizabeth Taylor is about Joe Alwyn and THAT’S MY OPINION.