There’s so many fan essays about you and your bros babe…
U don’t like reading them?
I’m not in the mood today…
What r u in the mood for?
I dunno, cute animal memes?
Awww… ummm… 😅 my fans don’t really do those…
I know right?!?!
I just want something light-hearted and wholesome. I don’t have the emotional bandwidth for that other shit…
Lolololol…
What do ur bros think?
They don’t have time to read it either… 😅😅😅
Have u read any of it?
Nope!
Did ur staff say anything?
Nope!
Is it anything serious?
I don’t think so… I don’t have time to read every word to know if it’s serious or not serious… 😅
I’m gonna assume it’s not serious…
I want my algorithm to give me memes!!!!
Okay… I will tell the staff to infiltrate with more memes… bury the essays and think pieces…
Lol…
It just feels like so much wasted energy.
Why don’t they write an essay about peace keeping strategies for global politics and economic trade fairness? You and your bros don’t need those essays.
You’ve got lawyers! You’re totally fine!
Yeah… we have lawyers… what kind of essays are these?!?!?!!
Honestly if they put even 1% more of their brain cells energy into holding actual politicians accountable for the decisions in this world we might live in a more peaceful, fair and prosperous society?!?!?!?!
BHAHAHAHAJAHAJA….. 😅😅😅
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