Baby I didn’t finish listening to that Cardi B/Call Her Daddy podcast… 😅
Why not?
Oh… they started really getting into some sex ed topics…
Lol… and?
Darling! Even my blog doesn’t go into some of those topics!!!
Yeah… hahaha… ur blog’s actually super tame compared to other stuff that’s out there…
Well… Cardi and Alex Cooper went there…
Ur not comfortable listening?
Ummm… I just felt like, I don’t relate to this right now…
(Hysterical giggling!!!)
Why ru laughing at me?!?!
I’m not laughing at you… I just think ur so cute… ur still very innocent compared to a lot of people out there… 🥰💕
Am I…? Sigh…
What was the topic that made u… cringe?
Not cringe… just that… I can’t relate…
What can’t u relate?
Darling… it’s really obvious in my poetry we’re very tame!
Yeah… and…?
Lol… do u really want me to talk about it?!?!?
Well Cardi B and Alex Cooper are comfortable talking about it?!
This is where… I’m more conservative…
U don’t wanna talk about it?
Lol… not here!!! 😅😅😅
Hahahahhahahahaha…
It’s not even stuff I’ve talked about much with friends, let alone coworkers! I think it’s a total HR violation in Australia to talk about that stuff with coworkers!!!
Hahahahahahhaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg… we can’t talk about it on here…
You can’t talk about it… 👀
Fernando would NEVER be on camera talking about it!
Hahahahahhahaha…
Cardi’s… a whole other level…
R u ready to go back to Taylor Swift now?
Ha! No!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I like a little bit of Cardi B and small doses of Taylor Swift. That’s where I’m at. King of My Heart is still on my daily playlist.
Ahhhh… I see….. 👀💕
I hold u in my heart as the King of My Heart every day.
Awwwwww 🥰💕
And I know I’m your Queen 👸
Yes 😍💕
Sigh… I started thinking… with aging u know… soon I’ll go thru peri-menopause and menopause…
Lol…
R u… aware of… what that might be like for us?
What’s ur worst fears about it?
Well there is a stereotype of women turning into DRAGON LADY 🐲🔥🔥🔥
R u prepared for that? Emotionally?
😏💕 yes my love. I can handle it.
Okay but u say that — and I’m sure many husbands say that at the start of the marriage…
Lolololol!!! Trust me! I CAN HANDLE IT.
How? How r u going to handle it?
I will calm the beast down with music 🎶
Oh? U think ur that slick, huh? 👀
Well… u do believe in music therapy, don’t u?
Yeah…
U want crystal singing bowls? I can play them for u 🥰
What if I find the singing bowls annoying?!
Then I’ll switch it up. I’ll be ur jukebox. Whatever genre of music u want to feel BETTER — if the dragon lady wants ROCK AND ROLL, ACDC HEAVY METAL — I’ll give it to her! 🎸
Hmmmmm…
R u convinced?
Slightly… yeah… it might work…
And I’ll make chocolate and cakes and whatever else u want to get thru it! 👨🍳💕
Lol… okay… 🥰💕
😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
