Baby can I tell u something about work?
Of course!!! Tell me everything!!!
Well. I’m not gonna tell u everything…
Ummm… 😅…
I think I like positive encouragement…
Words of kindness. That’s your love language.
Well, it’s appreciated at work — HOWEVER — if you’re a fake person then I don’t appreciate it!
It has to be sincere.
Yes.
How can u tell?
I dunno it’s just a vibe…
Who ru thinking of?!
I’m never gonna name names…
🫠🫠🫠Then how can I help you. If I don’t know who or what you’re talking about?! 😅
There is someone who talks sweetly but their actions have shown me they are two-faced.
WHO?!?!?!?!?!
Nobody.
Omg I’m dying to know!!!
IT’S NO ONE.
Can’t u fictionalise this with ur creative brain my love??!!
Sigh… I have no idea… and I’m not asking AI to do it either. Let’s leave it at not naming names…
But what did they do?! How do u know they are two-faced?!?!?!
Ughhhhhhhhh…
IF they leave my workplace one day then I will tell u “a PAST coworker” bla bla bla… fictional character…
Why can’t u just fictionalise right now that they have left the workplace and this is the two faced action that you noticed?!
URGH. I JUST. CAN’T. TALK ABOUT IT. RIGHT NOW. MY BABY!!!
Whyyyyy?!?!?!
Because I don’t know how!!! 😣😣😣
Explain to me… in metaphors…
Sigh…
…
…
…
Explain to me… as if ur working at MacDonald’s?
No…
Why not?!
I still can’t think of how to talk about this…
What do u mean how to talk about it?! Just TALK about it!!!
Urgh!!!
This person is nice to me. Okay?! They’re nice to me. But they have certainly complained about others behind their backs.
Oh… so u feel like, they’ll probably easily complain about you behind your back to others as well?
OF COURSE…
Hmmm… yeah… I get that…
Anyway.
Yes my love. Anyway…
U didn’t come into the store pretending to be a gang of teenaged boys stalking me at work today, did u?!
LOL WHAT??!?!?!!
I didn’t sense it in the moment but I’m just reflecting on it now… it couldn’t have been u, right?!?!?!
No but… should I…?! Is that a good idea?!
No!!!!
Lol why not?! 😅
Because I look at teenage boys with DISDAIN! The staff are always watching them in case they try to steal anything!!! That is absolutely NOT a good incognito disguise for Fernando!!! Plus, I’m not going to say yes to a date if u approach me looking like ur that young!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahh… this is the basketball jersey golden retriever conversation again…
Yeah… … … 🫠
Do u miss him?
Lol… I miss you…
You had me shaking when u left thinking, “why am I attracted to a guy in his early 20s?! Why does he feel like he’s my soul mate?! Why did he smell so good?!” IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG.
Hahahahahahhaa…
Not 23 at all. 35 actually, at that time. And I was 38.
Hahahahahhahaha… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyway it’s not possible. U wouldn’t just get on a plane to pretend to be a teenage boy in a gang here for a day then fly back. That’s insane!!!
Mmmm… I wouldn’t have… but now ur giving me ideas 💡
U don’t need to pretend to be anyone! Just show up as yourself!
Hahaha… 🥰💕
So what did those teenage boys look like?
I have no idea. I didn’t bother looking at any of their faces.
So a teenage presence for u is automatically — no awareness.
I’m gonna notice if they STEAL SOMETHING. But if they’re just being normal, no, I don’t notice them at all.
Oh… lol… why did u suddenly have that thought tonight?
I don’t know… just thinking back about my day…
Lol… u miss me so much you wish that I was stalking u incognito…
Yeah. That’s probably what it is…
I’m coming back for Christmas babe. Don’t worry!
Sigh…
It’s only a few months away 😘❤️
