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Lobster 🦞

Baby… would u eat a lobster that I caught?

🫠🫠🫠… do I have to? 😅

But I caught it for u…

Ummm…

The private chef is preparing it…

I’ll have one bite, baby. Just to let u know it is delicious… but I don’t wanna eat the whole thing… 😅

Oh… okay… but if I catch a fresh lobster on our boating holiday trip and a private chef prepares it u’ll have one bite👀

Yes my love. I know it matters to u that I taste it…

🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕

What about crabs?

I eat crabs.

The crab arm?

I guess..!?!?!?! I guess I’ll eat it if u caught it…

What if I’m the one who ripped off the arm the same way as Gordon Ramsay?!

Lol… I’m gonna have to eat it won’t I?

Hehehehehe… but the PRIVATE CHEF is preparing it for us.

Yes dear… is this trip only us two?

Maybe. Why? U want more friends on the trip?

I don’t mind a small group of friends…

Why?

Because I think ur gonna catch a lot and I’m not gonna be able to help u eat it and you don’t even eat that much so we need a small group of friends and it’ll be more worth it for the private chef’s efforts.

Oh I see... okay we’ll organise a trip with a small group of friends.

Lol… how do we know paparazzi won’t follow u on a boat?

I’m not Princess Diana baby. The paparazzi aren’t going to follow me like that 🤣🤣🤣

Okay…

Okay?

Yeah. If ur gonna organise it…

😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️