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Single Bro

U know what I don’t like about ur single bro my love?

Good morning? Did u sleep well? Why r u suddenly bringing him up?

Mmm… I slept okay… I had very weird dreams…. but I’ve been meaning to talk about this single bro for a little while it’s been at the back of my mind…

Awwww okay bb… what don’t u like about him?

I find him… very… abrasive…

Abrasive?

Yeah…

Do u think he’s doing that on purpose?

I don’t know…

Do you like him?

We’re very friendly on camera 😏

I know, but off camera?

Off camera I don’t talk to him about anything serious. Lol…

What does he do off camera?

I don’t know baby. I don’t hang out with him off camera.

Hmmm…

What r u suspecting…

There’s been rumours…

I know… what about them?

What if there’s some Truth to them? What if okay the rumours are exagerrated but there’s some version of a Truth that started those rumours?

It has nothing to do with me.

True…

There’s no proof, baby… just silly rumours.

U know. Sometimes I get creepy vibes from people. And I stay away from them. And then it turns out. I was right. Like months or years later. An actual scandal is revealed.

HAHAHAHAHAA… WHO?!?! WHAT SCANDAL?!?!?!

There was once an uncle and everybody was like “he’s a really good guy!” But I didn’t feel that. And then years later his wife divorced him and told everyone he was actually really abusive behind closed doors. Nobody knew about any of that.

Oh…?

So u think… this single bro…?

It’s just one example.

Well I’ve never been close friends with him. These are business relationships

Mmmm…

What r u thinking?

Backstreet Boys…

What about them?

Their dodgy manager, the documentary…

Sigh…

Even from Taylor Swift lore it’s like geez the entertainment industry is filled with dodgy deals, isn’t it?!

Lol… I think it applies to many industries………

That is true too. Sigh…

Does ur single bro drink a lot of energy drinks?

I don’t know… I don’t monitor him like that…

Does he seem like he does?

That’s the only way I can relate to his random outbursts. If it was me, I probably wouldn’t have said those kinds of things on camera unless I had too much caffeine?!

Lolololol……

It also reminds me of other media personalities… potentially narcissistic ones…

U become narcissistic with too many energy drinks my love?

Lol… maybe?!?!?!

I probably don’t let it get to that point…

But I’ve had some weird moments myself with sleep deprivation?

Maybe that is what is happening to him?

Hahahahahhaa…

Okay. Fine. I’ll tell u.

The truth is he was recently chasing a girl but got rejected.

Who?!?!!??!

She was also… a little famous…

(Gasp) 😱 how famous??!!

Ummmm… Tik Tok famous…

Oh… well that’s not very famous…

Lol yeah. Not huge. But she’s got an agency…

She’s growing? She has ambitions?

Probably?! I don’t know too many details.

Why didn’t she want to be with him?

I don’t know… but I think she has other options 🤣

How did they meet?

Raya?

No way. Ur single bro is on RAYA?!?!?!

Lol yeah he shows us on his phone who else is on there all the time

That is EMBARRASSING!

Lolololol 🤣🤣🤣 I’M SO GLAD I HAVE U AND I DON’T HAVE TO DO ALL THAT!!!!!!!

Sigh.

Are u an Anti- ? Do u loathe him?

No I don’t loathe him… I just don’t feel caught up in any of his charms. I don’t see him that way.

What do u see him as?

Someone… emotionally volatile…

Because his single life is emotionally volatile 😅🤣🤣🤣

Yeah… I guess that’s what I’m sensing about him…

Is he genuinely looking for a wife? To settle down?

I don’t know?! Maybe?!

He should go on Love Is Blind.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m being serious. I think it will be good for him.

I know u are that’s why it’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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