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Work Parties 🥂

Baby…

Yes my love?

I don’t really wanna go to the work party…

There’s a work party?!

🫠 I’m 40 years old… I’ve got no schmooze left in me… 😭…

LOL… then don’t go?

Yeah… I’m not going…

Why don’t u tell them ur not going?

I said maybe

And it’s leaning towards no?

What am I gonna say?! “BY THE WAY, I’ve been applying for LV and Burberry!” — right?!

Oh yeah lol…

If u were here I would bring u to the party…

U can bring plus ones to the work party?!

OF COURSE.

I wish u were here to tag along to these things and we act like a normal couple for once!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Awwww… babe… I feel so bad….

No don’t feel bad… ur making lots of money… u gotta do what u gotta do…

I wanna be there for u emotionally too!

Well — even if u were here — I wouldn’t want u to suffer thru a work party. We’d have more fun at home Netflix and chilling 😘❤️

Oooh… 👀

Work parties are for people who are either: happy to get the most out of the free food and drinks, or — trying to schmooze the managers!

And ur neither of those…

Not at this stage babe… sigh…

Don’t u wanna be there for team bonding?

Not really… … …

Lol… okay don’t go then…

I don’t drink. I don’t vape.

The only other possible reason is to get a mental break from my mother for an evening?!

Well do that then!

Hmmm… that might be the only way to frame it… if I was home alone and she’s back in Taiwan I’m not going to any work parties, I have more fun by myself at home!

Go relax

It’s not relaxing, it’s a WORK PARTY…

Uhuh…

It’s like ur fan meetings!!!

Is it?!

U have to act like ur enjoying it even if ur not!!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA 😅😅😅