,

Alanis

Babe.

Yeah?

Who’s a Gen Z Alanis Morissette?

… I can’t think of anyone…

Me neither. But — we need one.

We do?!

Yes. Society needs a Gen Z Alanis.

Oh?

FIND HER FOR ME, BABY!

Lollll… sure. Let me just block off my entire calendar to go scout that new talent for u my love 😘❤️

I’m just kidding.

I know. So am I! 😅

Why isn’t there a Gen Z Alanis?

Ummmm..!?

They just don’t have the same power…

What power?

“That I would be good” — the power in that song.

Oh?

Or any of her songs. Nobody sings like Alanis Morissette.

Her recent stuff was more relaxed…

I know… she’s matured…

But where is the Gen Z voicing their Gen Z angst?!?!

They don’t have any angst.

They don’t?!?!?!

They’re too busy scrolling on Tik Tok to feel angst 🤣🤣🤣 JUST KIDDING.

Sigh… … …

😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️