What r u planning baby?
Well… Seungmin doesn’t know this yet but I’m going to force him to go into ur store and talk to u…
This is in the fantasy scenario that I got the job at Burberry and Seungmin has the time and desire to participate in ur shenanigans.
Yes 😘❤️
Okay… go on…
Because when Seungmin walks in — he will turn heads. He will get that “on the street” fan footage. People will be like “BRo wtf is Seungmin doing here on his day off?!?!?” And like, in Australia?! Even more viral commentary… it will have a life of its own.
What is he going to say?
“I’m just on holidays with my family” and maybe some respectful things towards Burberry.
What if there’s people lining up to take photos with him?
Then he’ll start to leave. He only needs to make a 30 seconds appearance. Get on somebody’s phone camera and the whole incident will go viral for days.
Babe… I’m not seeing where the “win” of the “win-win” situation is here for Seungmin…
More brand awareness!
Ummm… but it wasn’t a planned campaign…
Trust me. It’ll be fine!
He’ll go in with his sister.
Does he have a sister?!
I dunno. Ask AI 😅
Allegedly… he has a low key older sister…
So he’s just shopping with his older sister and they happened to be like “hey let’s go into Burberry!”
… this is ur decoy?
YES.
My love… Seungmin doesn’t have anything to do with you… if YOU are spotted, there’s still going to be mayhem amongst your fans!!!
Okay… so I will hang out with Seungmin elsewhere, earlier in the day.
How does this distract from us…
It’s part of the decoys!!!
Is it?!?!?!
YES MY LOVE. TRUST ME.
I really want to… with regards to these things…
Would u feel more reassured if I simply said “I have the decoys set up” without telling u the details of the decoys?
Yes that’s probably better for my mental health. I just want to trust that you have your decoys in place when you do show up. I don’t want to know ANY details of the decoys. I want to be in ignorant internet algorithm bliss.
Okay… that can be arranged… 🤓✅️
So… r u coming into the store with Seungmin?!
U need to let ur coworkers interact with him. Everyone else is huddled in the Seungmin corner and then I’ll slip in as Mr Incognito to say hi to you 😘❤️
THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.
IF THERE’S SEUNGMIN FANS WHO’VE SPOTTED SEUNGMIN THEY’RE GONNA SPOT YOU AS WELL — YOU’RE FERNANDO.
I literally have nothing to do with him!
They will recognise your body. Your hair. Even under a hat. With a mask. With sunglasses. They’ll sniff you out!
NO THEY WON’T.
SEUNGMIN WILL BE TOO OBVIOUS TO IGNORE. I’M JUST A RANDOM DUDE. I WON’T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE FERNANDO.
Whyyyyyy would he agree to this?!
Who?!
Seungmin!!!
U barely know him. He’s not ur personal friend! WHY would he agree to this?!?!?!
Ugh… because he’s a nice guy?!
Hahahahhaha… 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅 darling, in ur fantasy I guess?! SEUNGMIN will be ur decoy if I work for Burberry!!!
Yesssssss… 😈❤️🔥
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