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“TAYVIS ENGAGEMENT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!” by Pop and Circumstance.

How is it?

I didn’t realise this lady had the same thoughts as me. Or did I watch their podcast before I wrote all about being at the next stage of life and no longer relating to Taylor — before the announcement?!

Oh?

She’s also saying like “oh it’s gonna be interesting…” like if Taylor starts writing songs about married life…

Hahahaha…

Sigh, they’re speculating whether or not Taylor’s publicist would’ve known…

What do u think babe?

Of course. But… it’s reminding me of something else. And it has to do with surprises.

Oh?

Sigh. Let me see how to fictionalise this…

Ur fictionalising something that this is reminding u of….?

YES. Because in real life those people will be extremely upset if they knew they were the inspiration for what I’m about to write. So this is ALL fiction.

Okay… … …?

I once had a guy friend. That we were all good platonic friends with.

Who is “we” — ?

That shall remain unspecified for the fictionalisation of this narrative.

Okay… 🫠…

It was… the guy friend’s birthday 🎂 

Uhuh…

It wasn’t my idea. Someone else — another male friend — had an idea to surprise the guy.

Uhuh….

So the male friend was organising the surprise… and had to organise it very closely with the guy friend’s girlfriend, in order to orchestrate the surprise…

Right…

But it’s not only those two! There was a huge group of us.

Uhuh…

In the end, the guy was very polite, oh very happy on the day of the surprise. But afterwards broke up with the girlfriend for working closely with the other male friend to organise that surprise?!?! HE DIDN’T TRUST HER ANYMORE?!?!! BECAUSE SHE ORGANISED A SURPRISE?!?!?!?!

Oh… that’s kinda fucked up babe.

Yeah because it’s 100% fiction.

My point is… I think surprises are great when there is trust.

Of… course…?! Lol…

That guy friend had his own issues. He was a control freak. He was really affected by the surprise. In front of everyone on the day, of course, polite, happy smiles. But it triggered something to the point of later on breaking up with the girlfriend who organised the surprise in the first place!!!!!!!!

🫠🫠🫠 that’s… not a problem for us babe…

I know… but I’m just saying — sometimes — surprises freak people out!!! If u do it TOO WELL.

Oh..  okay… so u wanna be surprised well, but not too well…

I didn’t say it was me babe!

It sounds like this relates to u…

Lol… not us! I trust u 😘❤️

Lol… 🥰💕