Babe…
Is this about Taylor Swift?
Yes.
Okay… π« … go on…
Who do u think is gonna be performing at their WEDDING?!?!?
Lol… I dunno… who do u wanna see?
BEYONCΓ.
Really?!
Yes! I think she’s not so close that she needs to be a wedding guest but she’s close enough that she would be a touching and beautiful musical guest at the wedding reception.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! π€£
Babe I’m being SERIOUS.
Who else?
Well if Gracie Abrams and Sabrina Carpenter are the bridesmaids then they should do a joint song as the bridesmaids.
U want them to collab just for Taylor’s wedding?
OF COURSE!!! What, like it’s hard?! π
Lolololol…..
Who else?
ED SHEERAN. OBVIOUSLY.Β
Ahhhh… yes…
Lol…
WHAT ABOUT KENDRICK?!?!?!?!?!
Oooh?
I’m not sure if he has any wedding appropriate songs? π
SO WRITE ONE.
YOU SPEAK AS IF THESE ARE NOT PROFESSIONALS WHO CAN’T SIMPLY PULL A SONG OUT OF THEIR ASS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS FOR A FRIEND’S WEDDING.
Hahahahahahhahaaha… π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
She has to has to has to give us LIVE NETFLIX STREAMING OF THE WEDDING RECEPTION CONCERT!!!!!
Omggggg… π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know… it’s just so funny it suddenly matters to you… π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Who else?!
Stephen Sanchez?
Ooh… π I didn’t know u like him…
No I like him!
Oh okay…
Very romantic…!!!
Yeah…? π€π…
Omg my wish list….
Who?
JEWEL.
Ooh?! I forgot about her… π
She’s COUNTRY and POP and she’s again, enough of an acquaintance to be a performer, not a wedding guest, and actually focus on a beautiful piece of music for the couple.
Awwwww…
Lol who else?
POST MALONE.
Sure. Yes. I can see ur vision darling ππ
Hmmmmm…
Who else?
Well I mean… it’s a shame that you’re not invited to the wedding…
I don’t know her babe!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Sigh…
Who else?
Oh. I was thinking, if not Adam Sandler to be the marriage celebrant, then STEPHEN COLBERT.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Is it that funny?
Yes!!!!!!!!!!
I actually think Colbert would do a really good job as a marriage celebrant!
I know!!! It’s still hilarious!!! π€£π€£π€£
Hmmmm…
Anyone else?
Ummmm…
I guess Harry Styles, John Mayer, Jonas Brothers and Matty Healy wouldn’t be invited huh…
Because they’re the EX’s?!?!?! π€£π€£π€£ ROFLMAO…..
Her life really is like a pop culture buffet babe.
HAHHAHAHAHAAH!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
