,

Fernandooooo

Babe.

Yes my love?

Why doesn’t Fernando congratulate Taylor Swift?

Lol… he’s never met her in his life!

Ummmm….

They’ve never crossed paths babe.

Really?! I thought I saw footage?!

Was it AI deep fake?!?! That’s never happened!

Hmmm…. now I’m not sure…

She did get on some Korean news…

Did she?! 👀

Yeah…

She’s on Taiwanese VOGUE. Taiwanese MARIE CLAIRE. Taiwanese ELLE. All the important magazines.

Lol…….

The fact that Australian breakfast TV got Ed Kelce for a live interview…

Who’s Ed?

Travis’s DAD…

Oh… lol…

But I’ve seen some right wing reactions too…

Oh yeah? What about it?

I’m worried for Taylor.

Why?

I think she might get a similar whiplash to Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex…

What?

When the ROYAL WEDDING was happening there was very positive coverage of Meghan. Then after the wedding they went back to throwing 💩 at her.

I think right wing media is holding off from throwing too much 💩 right now. Because the wedding industry is too big to 💩 on. They need people to get married and have babies.

But then after the wedding… they’re gonna go right back to dragging them publicly — especially if they “dare” endorse another Democratic candidate…

That’s my theory…

They?!

Okay I don’t know if Travis ever endorsed anyone.

But they’re not going to forget Taylor baked cookies for Biden.

They’re just being nice right now because weddings make people happy.

Nobody wants to 💩 on someone else’s wedding.

The fact that some right wing content creators are already twisting this as like a celebration for “trad wives” — ew.

Lol… baby I wanted you to be a trad wife…

No!!!!!! 😤😤😤

I can be a LAZY wife. I don’t wanna be a TRAD WIFE.

Oh?

Trad wife is like a MULE.

In my imagination. A trad wife is free labour.

But a lazy wife — well babe u agreed to hire cooks and cleaners and all of that so then I won’t have to lift a finger?

Ah. So that’s ur definition of lazy wife.

Yes.

Lol…

But I mean lazy in a good way.

I know 😏💕

Anyway if I get the job at LV, I still wanna work there even if we’re married!

Lol……..

It’s just so random that u picked THAT brand of all other luxury brands u could’ve applied for.

It was in a DREAM…

What about Chanel?! What about Balenciaga? Prada? Gucci?

I will apply for them if I don’t hear back from LV…

Oh?

Later. If I see the vacancy.

So… u do wanna get a job in luxury retail?

Yes.

That’s what u want now.

Yes.

U don’t wanna work in cybersecurity?

No. But I feel well equipped with the education I’ve received.

Hmmm…

Do u want me to work for any of those brands?

I don’t have any preferences. It doesn’t make a difference to me.

Well… I’ll wait and see….

Yes…

Babe do u think… that Bang Chan from Stray Kids should date a female athlete?

LOL…. NO!!!! WHY R U SUDDENLY BRINGING HIM UP?!!??!!

I dunno I just thought, wouldn’t that be interesting?!

LOL…. NO!!!!!!!!

Imagine if he dated an AUSSIE NETBALL PLAYER.

NO…….. LOL…… 😅

Okay… what’s a realistic sport that he would date a pro female athlete of?

Nothing babe 🤣 stop trying to make another pop star athlete couple happen!!!

BUT AREN’T WE HAVING FUN WITH TAYVIS POP CULTURE?!?!?! DOESN’T THE K-POP INDUSTRY WANT TO HAVE THE SAME KIND OF FUN!?!??!?!?!!

Lollllll… I don’t think so… I mean, maybe u could do a survey and ask the fans. I think the answer will be “no. Please don’t do that.”

Lol…. boring!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why u don’t follow K-pop that closely? Because there isn’t any chance of any of their idols dating a professional athlete publicly?!

Well… when u say it like that….

Hahahahahahhaha… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m just wondering, who are the Korean royal family?!

… do u wanna ask AI that question?

Okies hang on…

I don’t understand the answers its given me.

What did it say?

I dunno just boring Wikipedia style stuff.

What kind of answers r u looking for?

Who is a Korean PRINCESS DIANA?

Lol… 😅 I can’t answer that. Ask AI.

Lee Hyo-Ri?

Do u know who that is?

No.

Lol… 😅😅😅

Okay but my point is that the POP STARS OF THE MOMENT — THAT I KNOW…

U only know Stray Kids, BTS and Black Pink babe. It’s not exactly that many people to choose from in your imagination compared to the whole landscape of actual celebrities to choose from for this orchestrated national PR campaign ur concocting in ur mind… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well my POINT is…

U wanna see a Korean equivalent of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce emerge in pop culture…

HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IS THAT ASKING TOO MUCH?!??!!

YES BABE!!!!!! IT’S RIDICULOUS!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol…..

Why do u love the Tayvis love story so much?

Hmmmm… I think they seem very wholesome.

I agree…

And it’s not only Travis.

It’s his family too.

He comes with a whole other NFL player brother-in-law for Taylor. Kylie Kelce was also a pro hockey player?! It’s just like sooooo all American wholesomeness u know what I mean?!??!!

Yeah… …

It’s like she’s marrying into a perfect avocado 🥑 family…

What is a perfect avocado?! 🥑

Haven’t u seen that meme about the perfect avocado?!?!

No?!!??! 😅

It was the PERFECT AVOCADO 🥑 

It was a metaphor for someone who was perfect and had a perfect life.

Aren’t Billie Eilish fans called Avocadoes?

Ugh… it was a meme separate to that.

Right….

Anyway…

Lol yes anyway…

I want hugs cuddles and kisses and we’re happy together for Taylor and Travis, okies?

Yes baby 🥰🥰🥰 we’re very happy for them 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

🤭💕💕💕