What’s wrong babe?
I’m trying not to think about it.
I already called my contacts and got u the job.
No u did not.
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ lol what if I did?! ๐
Ummmm… thank you?
Nah. I didn’t lol…
U don’t have LV contacts to call!!!
Yeah… lol…
Let’s see if u get it on ur own…
Sigh. I’m happy with my current job.
U are?
Well… funnily enough I had a dream about this job before I applied as well…
Really?!?!
Yeah. And the timing felt off as well. Like the vacancy was there on the website. I applied. Forgot about it for a few weeks?!
Then I got a call when I wasn’t expecting it, I almost forgot I applied…
Well maybe that’s what will happen this time. It takes time for HR to sift thru all the applicants…
Sigh… but now I’m thinking about it.
Don’t think about it. U already applied. There’s nothing more to do now.
I can see u getting a fashion friend coming in and pretending to be a celebrity stylist for a mysterious celebrity client.
It’s not pretending, I’m literally hiring that friend to be my personal shopper!
Oh? So if I get the job at LV, I’m gonna see ur fashion friend as a regular client?
Would u be happy about that?
Of course I wouldn’t mind a familiar friendly face amongst it all…
Then I’m gonna send that friend to go into ur LV store once a month to say hi. Not only say hi, but buy stuff as well. Whatever ur KPIs, we’ll match it and exceed it.
I don’t know if that’s necessary babe… just be normal please… don’t draw any unusual attention…
It’s not unusual for the celebrity client to feel like going on a shopping spree.
Every month?!?!?!
I’m a high roller babe, I can afford it ๐โค๏ธ
That’s not the point. I might as well not work at all if ur gonna be a VIP client!!! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
Oh? U don’t want me to buy from LV if u work there?!
It’s really blurring a lot of boundaries…
Okay. What if I let the fashion friend go in once a month to buy whatever they want for themselves? Using my credit card. Saying that they have a mystery celebrity client — me.
That seems alright…
Okay then. I’ll organise it.
It’s just gotta be authentic u know. If that fashion friend genuinely wanted that item and u happened to be willing to be the financier of whatever items they wanna buy once a month.
Yes darling ๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
And then one day ur regular fashion client is going to walk into the store as they normally do, but this time with a friend. “This is Mr Incognito, he is just visiting” and say hi to you, his favourite LV staff! ๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Lol…
And the fashion friend will say, “do u wanna come out for a coffee after ur shift? Mr Incognito would like to shout.”
Hahahahha… as friends…
Yes. As friends ๐โค๏ธ
Chaperoned coffee time โ๏ธ
Yes. And then dinner.
Okay.
Okay?!??!!
Yes… ๐ฅฐ๐
Can we hold hands?
Yes.
Can I kiss u?
Maybe…
Can we…?
Just let it all unfold organically please. I also don’t want to put any pressure on the friend…
Nobody will be following me, I promise.
Okay ๐ฅนโค๏ธ
