Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe, r u watching ur beloved stray kids latest content?

The bathroom comments about their early days? Didn’t u go thru that too?

Yeah… u remember?!

One of the mutual friends brought it up once, I have vague memories of people talking about bathroom sharing and I just couldn’t really be bothered to contribute to that conversation.

I had a housemate at the time?

I said we also only share one bathroom?

That was 2 girls and 1 bathroom. That’s absolutely not the same thing.

Okay…?

U’ve never had to share more than that?

Well boarding school had communal bathrooms babe…

I think the ratio would’ve been very different…

I can’t remember. I mean I can remember the bathrooms but I wouldn’t be able to tell u what the ratio was.

Did everyone’s bowels need to move at the same time?

No. It wasn’t like that. At least it was all guys. Guys are quick. It wasn’t that bad.

I believe u. I mean, if u really need to go, why not just pee outside in the garden by a tree?

🤣🤣🤣 is this ur imagination of what our living situation would’ve been?! It’s not like Aussie houses babe.

What?! Even if I think of Taiwanese complexes, okay it’s disturbing but there’s definitely homeless people who pee by a tree in the park near densely populated apartment blocks.

Oh… sheeesh…… 😅😅😅

Unless y’all smoke or drink too much, I can’t imagine what else was gonna release out of ur asses…

Lol… 🤣🤣🤣

Darling, as a Naturopath, I’ve had many poo conversations.

I feel like I’ve spoken about this to you too?!

Yes my love. I remember. U taught me that a normal log was healthy. Shorter, broken up pieces is an indicator of stress.

Lol… I don’t particularly enjoy this conversation.

U even went into observing different colours!

Yeah…… u can look up “poo charts”

I know! I remember all that u told me about that!!!

Lol… 💩

Anyway…

Yes anyway why aren’t u asleep?

I did fall asleep a bit listening to Soulidified but now I’m suddenly awake again…

Who else have u had to share bathrooms with?

Nobody… … …

?!??!!?!

Probably just my workplaces have been the most bathroom sharing I’ve ever had to do in my life?!

Nothing else in personal life?!

No… I can’t think of any instances…

U and ur brother didn’t share a bathroom?

Maybe when we were really really really little?!?!?!? I can’t remember?!?!

😳… … … u never had to share a bathroom with a sibling…

We’ve talked about this? I’m sure it’s not a draft.

Since what age?

Maybe… age 11? I’ve always had my own bathroom? And only that time with that housemate we had to share… college and boarding house we had to share… and work places we had to share…

Well. That was work for me too. We had to share.

Was it traumatising?

No, lol… 😅

Why not?

I don’t know we just got on with it.

Didn’t u have IBS?

Did I… ?! 😳😳😳 r u confusing my memory with someone else?! 🤨🤨🤨

Ur right I’m confused now.

If u had IBS that would’ve been fucking hard.

I don’t have IBS babe. How can I do what I do if I had IBS?!

I don’t know?!?!?!

It wasn’t me. Who are u confusing me with?! I’ve never had IBS.

Oh okay maybe u were just joking about it?!

No…? We’ve never had an IBS conversation… 🤨🤨🤨…

Oh… well… nevermind lol…

WHO THE FUCK HAS IBS?!

Nobody. They do not exist in my current reality.

Ur sure it wasn’t me?

I can’t remember.

I’ve had so many IBS conversations with so many different people it is easily confused in my memories.

It wasn’t me 🤣

Yeah… I didn’t think so…

Why not?

Unless… did the smoking give u IBS?!

Did it…? 👀

Ummmm… it can exacerbate symptoms…

Hahahhahahahaha…

What?

Okay yes I had symptoms but I wasn’t diagnosed with IBS.

Well maybe u should stop smoking…

I DID!!!

And are your bowels better now?

Yes… … … 😅

Are u still vaping?

Sometimes…

Then I don’t think ur bowels are that much better my love…

Hahahahahaha… 😅😅😅

U might need to detox my dear… if u wanna do some gut repair…

Oh… … …

But I admit my gut isn’t great either.

It’s not?

Yeah well I drink coffee, I eat KFC…

Does that affect ur bowels?!

It’s not as drastic as smoking I guess but it’s also not ideal… 😅

At least I don’t drink alcohol…?!

U just described… all those guys living at the same time during those times: smoking, drinking, caffeine, alcohol, fried foods…

Oh God… and the amount of KIMCHI that y’all eat?!?!?!?! Darling — I think you were traumatised!!!

😳 ur right. I blocked those memories from trauma…

Lol… 😅😅😅 r u okay?!

No. Not really. I probably need to see a therapist about all this one day. I’m just suppressing it all for now.

I would love to do some sound healing sessions for u babe…

Oooh… 😍 I want u to do that for me too!

Get the singing bowls and tuning forks… rest a bowl over ur abdomen and play it…

OoOOOOOooooHhhhhHh 😍 I WISH U WERE HERE RIGHT NOW TO DO THAT TO ME.

Me too… it would be nice… 🥰💕💕💕

I will wait for this moment.

Ur not gonna go see a sound healer anyway?

No babe. I’ll reserve that for u. You can be my sound healer 🤗💕💕💕😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Lol I’m not even qualified. I never did the full course. I just play intuitively.

That’s all I want anyway. I want ur free flow… heal me in whatever way u see fit!

Well I don’t wanna use the word “heal” it’s more like… we’re dabbling in it together… but technically I guess the “hobby” is called “sound healing”…

I don’t care what u wanna call it. I want u to rest a singing bowl on my abs and play for me! 😍💕💕💕

(Giggles) 🤭💕💕💕