My love. Have u had dinner?
Yes babe. Mum made normal Chinese noodles.
What are normal Chinese noodles?
What do u mean?
Is this an official name of a noodle dish?! WTF are “normal” Chinese noodles?!
No it’s not an official name. I’m just using it as an adjective to describe some regular ass basic noodles. What do u mean?!
I’ve never… I can’t picture what type of noodles you’re talking about.
U’ve never had normal Chinese noodles?!
HOW would I have known whether or not I’ve had “normal” Chinese noodles?
Ummm… have u ever been to a Taiwanese or Chinese friend’s house and their Mum just made the most basic home cooked noodles?
No.
Oh… 😅 okay then u’ve never had normal Chinese noodles?!?!?!
Are they like Shin Ramyun?!?! WTF ARE NORMAL CHINESE NOODLES?!?
Ummm… they’re not Shin Ramyun… there’s no brand… it’s just NORMAL. NOODLES COOKED BY MUM. AT HOME NOODLES. I DON’T KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU!!!!!!!!???!?!!
Lolololol… I still have no idea 😅
Well u’ll just have to visit for dinner one night when my mum cooks those noodles.
Can you cook them? For me? 🥺
Yes my love. But it’s 100% carbs. R u sure ur okay with that?
Just for one dinner should be alright… (pouting)… now I really have fomo and wanna try the normal Chinese noodles!!! 😭
Babe. It’s not something u’ll ever get at a restaurant — for a reason.
Because it is SO BASIC.
Nobody would charge money for this dish.
It’s literally noodles and a bit of oil, and garlic. That’s it.
IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS 😍
No it does not!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s just BASIC. NORMAL. CHINESE NOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna try it!!!!!!!!! Arghhhh!!! (The fomo is torturing him!!!) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lol… 😘❤️ love u…
I love u too!!! 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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