Oh darling…
Yes?
I’m turning 40.
I know babe. I’m getting ur birthday 🎂 🥳 surprise ready… heheehheehhe…
Mmmm…. they’re saying Travis Kelce is OLD and he’s 36…
HAHAHHAAHA… THEN I AM OLD TOO.
But ur still going and acting like a Gen Z boy in his mid-20s!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 is that not normal?!?!?
It’s just like Hunter Doohan being a 31 yr old and playing a 17? 18 yr old? In Wednesday?! Lol…
Hahhahahaha…
Sigh…
What if the Chiefs don’t even make it to the super bowl?!
(Shrugs shoulders) ur not talking to someone who cares about the NFL 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like you care more than me!
Mmmmm… what if it’s the RAVENS versus the EAGLES?!
U wanna bet? U wanna place ur bet? I’m only interested if u start betting 👀
I know u like playful betting…
Hehehehee… what’s ur bet?
Sigh… I’m not gonna put MONEY on it… 🙄
Okay but what’s ur general bet?
It’s not a bet anymore it’s a psychic prediction.
Okay what’s ur prediction?
Mmmmm…
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I forgot to say my point.
What was ur point my love?
By the time I was 36 yrs old, I did not feel my body was at my prime.
Lol… same… 😅
When I think back to when I had the most PHYSICAL ENERGY and STAMINA — my babe, unfortunately, u never made love to me then…
😳 … what am I supposed to say?!
Lol… anyway… between about 27 to 32. I think that was my peak. PHYSICAL body. I wouldn’t say mental body. Even if we made love, my mental was not ready for this relationship.
Mmm… at least we made out and dry humped.
OMG….
So embarrassing to share with the blog.
Lol… I think it’s gonna be better as we get older… 👀
Okay this conversation is jumping around… my point was TRAVIS KELCE.
Uhuh…?!
Everyone is DOUBTFUL he will BOUNCE BACK as a 36 year old…
Yeah? What do u think?
I think MY body has been going downhill since age 35. I would say age 35 felt like the tipping point.
U were also in the middle of the pandemic.
True… … … 😱 (Gasp!) What if it’s the VACCINES?!?!?! And not my age?!?!?
(Chuckles) I dunno babe… I’ve been vaccinated too?!?!?!
Sigh…
What my love?
I will believe Travis Kelce can BOUNCE BACK if I can get back to a size 10 or even size 12.
U can, my love.
Yeah with liposuction.
NO!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤 no lipo for u!!! I mean like actually watch what u eat, have a structured exercise plan.
Pfffttt~~~~~~~
Well… if Travis is more regimented, do u think he’ll bounce back?
I am foreseeing more time on the bench. They got young’ens to run out the time and defend. Put in Travis when Mahomes wants to show off and the rest of the team focus on blocking. The Tight-End Quarterback plays becomes a “spectacle” in itself?!
Hmmmmmmm…… …. …. 🤔… … … I’m genuinely surprised that ur analysing this… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Babe. If u want me to do yoga the way I used to at age 27 ~ 32 right now… in my 40 year old body?! 🫠🫠🫠 I can’t fucking do it… 😭😭😭
R u that worried for Travis Kelce or are u thinking about ur own body?
I’m thinking about my body…
Get back to yoga when u move in with me.
LOL……
I’m serious!!!
Quit ur job. Be a stay at home wife. Do ur yoga. Get ur yoga body back.
Sigh… 🫠🫠🫠 I dunno if I can be bothered… I just want the liposuction…
NOOOOOO LIPOSUCTION!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Sigh…
I’m gonna build u a very beautiful yoga room…
Mmmmmm?
It will have built in surround sound speakers 🔈 and I’m gonna curate u a really wonderful yoga soft chill lofi playlist… 🎶🎶🎶
Hahahhahaha… okay that’s slightly more motivating…
I’m gonna buy u a GONG!
No. Don’t do that. I don’t want a big ass gong in our apartment.
I’ve already bought u a new set of crystal singing bowls.
Okay. I will play those… 😏💕
Teeheehee…
So what’s ur point?
It just takes the right conditions. I think Travis can bounce back. And I’m gonna set up our conditions so that YOU my love also bounce back! 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hahahhahaaha…
Omg is this ur secret way of making me lose weight?!
No!!! U could be the exact same weight. I don’t care about that! It’s about ur energy and stamina… 👀 I need u to have more stamina for our love making marathons when I’m back…
HOLY SHIT.
Hahhahahahahahahahaha…
😈❤️🔥
Sigh… … … I can’t promise anything at the moment… let’s take it slow when ur back…
Okies… 😍❤️🔥
😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️
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