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Real Life Memories

What’s the best house you’ve ever visited in real life?

I’m not sure babe… “best” is very hard to define in this context…

What’s the most expensive house?

In Australia?

Sure. Keep it to Australia.

Sigh… a high school classmate… the house was in a very rich people’s suburb…

Did u like it? Was it impressive?

It felt like a showroom. It didn’t feel like a home. Her parents were also going thru a divorce at the time. On the living room wall, beautiful picture framed photos of the father, mother, kids. Glam photography. It was all… gorgeous.

It would’ve been a perfect TV or movie family except for the divorce.

And I wasn’t there alone. A group of us. Her parents let her have friends over to cheer her up from their divorce I guess?

Ur just making it up.

Yeah. We were just kids. What did we know? The friend invited us over and my parents dropped me off.

One friend was admiring the photos, “oh wow look how romantic that photo is!” And the friend was like, “yeah, well, they’re getting a divorce now. My mother doesn’t even live in this house anymore” (Shrugs shoulders)…

Oh… … …?

Mmmm… very beautiful photos…

Beautiful photos…

Beautiful house, beautiful photos, lots of cars…

Divorce.

Mmm…? (Shrugs shoulders)…

U know that Pink song about family portraits?

Omg… it feels so familiar…

Early 2000s Pink.

OMG… IT’S LIKE ANCIENT MUSIC… 🤣🤣🤣

In our family portrait (in our family portrait)
We look pretty happy (w look pretty happy)
Let’s play pretend, let’s act like it comes naturally
I don’t wanna have to split the holidays
I don’t want two addresses
I don’t want a step-brother anyways
And I don’t want my mom to have to change her last name

They just don’t make music like this anymore babe!!!

Hahahahaha… 😅😅😅😅😅

This is what ur thinking about now watching these luxury house tours?

No darling. I’m just enjoying the tours for the aesthetics ✨️

Mmmm… it’s funny how the nicest home u’ve ever visited in real life ended up in divorce…

It is “funny” — ?

Eheheh… 😅😅😅