,

Criticise Me

What?

Tell me everything u don’t like about Fernando’s recent looks.

Why… do u want me to do that…

Cos I can sense it. So I wanna know exactly.

Sigh… but it could be my own frustrations…

Get it out anyway. Tell me.

I don’t like the hair. I don’t like the glasses. I don’t like the shirt or the tie. I don’t like the neck movement.

That’s it?

Yeah…

Do u like the earrings?

I don’t care about those.

What should I change about the hair?

I dunno… go blue or green… or purple… or pink… or two-tone…

Multi-color hair?

Yes darling. Evolve a little. Instead of repeating the same looks. People like ur blue or ur green so why not do both?

Like half-half?

I was thinking just a fade… from one to another. But sure u could try half-half.

What about the actual style?

It’s getting too long… and maybe cover ur forehead…

Mystery Saja?

Lol… maybe not that extreme…

Anything else?

Also u don’t have bangs…

I know… my forehead gets too sweaty, it’s sensory overload…

That’s the same with me!

Okay then don’t cover ur forehead.

I’ll think about it…

I thought I would grow the hair much longer…

Mmmmm… I dunno… can’t u just use wigs?

Lol…

And why don’t u like the glasses?

I don’t like glasses that reminds me of serial killers.

Oh… is that what it is?

Please don’t ever wear those glasses when we’re on a date.

Sigh… and the shirt and tie?

I don’t know…

Mmmm?

It just looks like… uniqlo basics?

HAHAHAHHAHAHA 🤣

Sigh…

U like it when I look expensive 👀

That’s not true. I wouldn’t say that.

It feels true. Even tho u say it’s not true. It feels true for me. Everytime u’ve reacted positively to my styling I’ve worn over $10,000 in total, not including jewellery! 👀

😏… babe…

Hahahhaahhaah… 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️