Babe I’m gonna be a Villain before I retire as well…
Lol… u wanna do the John Cena for ur retirement PR?
Yeah!!! Just go out with a cancellation… then fans will leave us alone when we go honeymoon πβ€οΈ
I… don’t know if they will? My love?
Cancellation comes with risks of people BOOING you in public? Throwing water in ur face or worse?
(Heheheheheeh!!!)
U loving this fantasy of being cancelled…
I AM π
Lol… John said to his fans “u’ve been so toxic in ur love for me” — something along those lines?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ I WANNA SAY THAT TOO IN MY RETIREMENT PRESS CONFERENCE!!!!!!!!
That’s just a fantasy. He didn’t say that at the press conference. It would be a totally different vibe if it was at a press conference.Β
I WANT THE VILLAIN ARC BEFORE RETIREMENT π
Okay fine… my baby… if ur STAFF approve it, who am I to stop u?
Ur my wife u still have a say… π₯Ίβ€οΈ
Can u pls promise me u will never attempt WWE…
Why?! π€―
Because u have a WEAKNESS in ur BACK. U could be very seriously INJURED.
But… but… π₯Ί
U can be a musical guest, not a challenger.
Sigh…
I love how happy Travis Scott looks just to be there π€£ he’s like a golden retriever puppy in this documentary π€£π€£π€£
Is he?!
“I gotta quit the rap business!” π
See?!?!?! NOW U GOT ME INTRIGUED!!!
Lol baby u can NOT be a guest challenger. PLEASE π
It’s fun watching OTHER people do it. I don’t want u to do it…
But… but… π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Sigh… I know u have the fighter in u…
YEAH!!!!!! π
But u already hurt ur back my love… it’s too dangerous…
What if I negotiate a SAFE appearance?
Darling… I don’t know…
Nothing happened to Travis Scott?! They’re not gonna let anything happen to the celebrity guests!
LET’S HOPE THAT’S IN THE CONTRACT. MY LOVE.
Ehehehehehehe!!
I really don’t know…
Pleeeeeeease π
Sigh…
Is this after u’ve retired?
Yes. It’ll be like a comeback appearance. Just to remind people that I still exist!
It doesn’t make sense…
I just wanna go…
U want to ACTUALLY WRESTLE.
U want to retire from MUSIC and actually TRY THIS.
(Giggling)…
Ur just BORED with music right now…
Darling. I like combat sports. I always have since I was a child!
Sigh… but this is a scripted performance…
WHICH IS ALSO WHAT I LOVE.
My love… u love me?
I do.
I’m very worried about u if u do this for real. If this is a real career pivot. Travis Scott was just JOKING.
But I’m not… π
What if it was a movie or a TV show? And u play a wrestler instead?
U think so? π₯Ί
Yes dear… please… don’t do it for real…
I just wanna TRY it…
Okay…? Get the helmet, knee pads, elbow pads and do a funny skit with the bros. I can’t handle u actually wanting to do it for real.
Sigh… π …
U really wanna do it…
That other guy is like in his 50s and he still hasn’t retired as a wrestler!!! I really think I can do it!!!
I… know u can… my lover… I absolutely do believe in u and know that u can… but… sigh….
Ur worried…
I am… can we revisit this idea when u’ve ACTUALLY retired? Do I have to give u an answer right now?
No babe… that’s okay… as long as it’s not a “never” —
It’s an “I haven’t decided yet” and ur not even retired so this isn’t a realistic conversation and I feel like ur just fantasising because ur bored of ur current contract…
Hehehehe… π u know me so well… πππβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ πΆ That’s why I love you πΆ
See?! Music just exudes out of u…
I could be a singing wrestler! That could be my character!
Lol….. omg… π
I could be… myself…
What do u mean?
I have an image of the wrestling character persona… in my mind…
Sigh… not Fernando?
No… he will have a new name…
What name?
MR Incognito… π
Lol…… π
Doggy wants dinner. He’s barking at me. We haven’t finished this conversation!!!
Okies π€ π
