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The Villain Plot πŸ˜ˆ

Babe I’m gonna be a Villain before I retire as well…

Lol… u wanna do the John Cena for ur retirement PR?

Yeah!!! Just go out with a cancellation… then fans will leave us alone when we go honeymoon 😘❀️

I… don’t know if they will? My love?

Cancellation comes with risks of people BOOING you in public? Throwing water in ur face or worse?

(Heheheheheeh!!!)

U loving this fantasy of being cancelled…

I AM 😍

Lol… John said to his fans “u’ve been so toxic in ur love for me” — something along those lines?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I WANNA SAY THAT TOO IN MY RETIREMENT PRESS CONFERENCE!!!!!!!!

That’s just a fantasy. He didn’t say that at the press conference. It would be a totally different vibe if it was at a press conference.Β 

I WANT THE VILLAIN ARC BEFORE RETIREMENT 😈

Okay fine… my baby… if ur STAFF approve it, who am I to stop u?

Ur my wife u still have a say… πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ

Can u pls promise me u will never attempt WWE…

Why?! 🀯

Because u have a WEAKNESS in ur BACK. U could be very seriously INJURED.

But… but… πŸ₯Ί

U can be a musical guest, not a challenger.

Sigh…

I love how happy Travis Scott looks just to be there 🀣 he’s like a golden retriever puppy in this documentary 🀣🀣🀣

Is he?!

“I gotta quit the rap business!” πŸ˜„

See?!?!?! NOW U GOT ME INTRIGUED!!!

Lol baby u can NOT be a guest challenger. PLEASE 😭

It’s fun watching OTHER people do it. I don’t want u to do it…

But… but… πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

Sigh… I know u have the fighter in u…

YEAH!!!!!! 😍

But u already hurt ur back my love… it’s too dangerous…

What if I negotiate a SAFE appearance?

Darling… I don’t know…

Nothing happened to Travis Scott?! They’re not gonna let anything happen to the celebrity guests!

LET’S HOPE THAT’S IN THE CONTRACT. MY LOVE.

Ehehehehehehe!!

I really don’t know…

Pleeeeeeease πŸ™

Sigh…

Is this after u’ve retired?

Yes. It’ll be like a comeback appearance. Just to remind people that I still exist!

It doesn’t make sense…

I just wanna go…

U want to ACTUALLY WRESTLE.

U want to retire from MUSIC and actually TRY THIS.

(Giggling)…

Ur just BORED with music right now…

Darling. I like combat sports. I always have since I was a child!

Sigh… but this is a scripted performance…

WHICH IS ALSO WHAT I LOVE.

My love… u love me?

I do.

I’m very worried about u if u do this for real. If this is a real career pivot. Travis Scott was just JOKING.

But I’m not… πŸ˜…

What if it was a movie or a TV show? And u play a wrestler instead?

U think so? πŸ₯Ί

Yes dear… please… don’t do it for real…

I just wanna TRY it…

Okay…? Get the helmet, knee pads, elbow pads and do a funny skit with the bros. I can’t handle u actually wanting to do it for real.

Sigh… πŸ˜’ …

U really wanna do it…

That other guy is like in his 50s and he still hasn’t retired as a wrestler!!! I really think I can do it!!!

I… know u can… my lover… I absolutely do believe in u and know that u can… but… sigh….

Ur worried…

I am… can we revisit this idea when u’ve ACTUALLY retired? Do I have to give u an answer right now?

No babe… that’s okay… as long as it’s not a “never” —

It’s an “I haven’t decided yet” and ur not even retired so this isn’t a realistic conversation and I feel like ur just fantasising because ur bored of ur current contract…

Hehehehe… πŸ˜… u know me so well… 😘😘😘❀️❀️❀️ 🎢 That’s why I love you 🎢

See?! Music just exudes out of u…

I could be a singing wrestler! That could be my character!

Lol….. omg… πŸ™ˆ

I could be… myself…

What do u mean?

I have an image of the wrestling character persona… in my mind…

Sigh… not Fernando?

No… he will have a new name…

What name?

MR Incognito… 😎

Lol…… πŸ˜…

Doggy wants dinner. He’s barking at me. We haven’t finished this conversation!!!

Okies πŸ€“ πŸ’•