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What NOT to do…

Babe, have I told u about the art gallery date I once had?

Ummmm… yes……

No I haven’t?!?!?! Was it a draft??!?!

I can’t remember if u wrote about it on here but… I know about it from the mutual friends…

Oh…

Tell the blog anyway!

Ha…….. sigh……

Actually I only got the mutual friends’ summary. I didn’t get ur explanations.

Ummmm… there was a guy that I went on an art gallery date with… and it became quite clear that we were not compatible…

Lol… how?

Sigh… he would say stuff like “how much longer r u gonna look at that painting for?”

He couldn’t just sit with me and view the painting. He didn’t understand ANYTHING of what we were looking at.

And he would say stuff like “That’s just some squares and some lines. I could’ve painted that!”

Oh… … …

DON’T DO THAT TO ME EVER WHEN WE ARE ON AN ART GALLERY DATE.

Okay… 😅😅😅

Have u been like that in the past?

Ummm… well… people say “I could’ve painted that!” A lot with some modern art stuff…

😤😤😤 (Very long, drawn out sighs)…

See… I feel like HYUNJIN would understand!!!

HYUNJIN would be my ART FRIEND that we could go to the art gallery together and he wouldn’t say “how much LONGER are u gonna stare at that painting for?!?!?!”

HYUNJIN WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!!!

(Trying not to burst out laughing…) Babe…

Ummm… (still trying not to laugh)…

Hyunjin doesn’t know you exist

(Muffling his own laughter!!!!) 🤣

Sigh… I KNOW THAT. BUT MY POINT IS. HE IS THE TYPE OF ART BOY WHO IS A FRIEND THAT I COULD GO TO AN ART GALLERY WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigh… 😏… (smirk, smirk, smirk)…

We haven’t gone on an art gallery date before.

No. We haven’t.

I’m scared.

Scared?!?!??!!

If ur an ASS at the art gallery then ur not my Soul Mate.

😱 (Gasp!!!) IT’S THAT SERIOUS?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Sigh…

Is it boring for u?

… … … 😳 … … … is this a trick question?

OH. MY GOD.

Babe… 😅 just because I don’t understand or appreciate visual art as much as u do doesn’t mean we’re not Soul Mates!!!

Okay but can u promise not to act like that other asshole when we go?

YES. Of course I can do THAT!

Take all the time that u need! … … … can I wear my headphones 🎧?

Sigh… yes… if it helps u to SIT with me while I stare at the art, yes. U can hold my hand and we SIT together. I could be sitting there for a while babe…

What is a while, like 5 minutes?

… … … maybe up to 15?

Oh… 😅😅😅 that’s ok, I will prepare the playlists for my headphones to sit with you… holding hands will be great! 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️

Don’t try to KISS ME in the art gallery! I am okay with hand holding but not kissing PDA!!!

Oh… kay………

U know what would be nice?

What?

If u ASK ME, “what do U think of this painting? How are U feeling when ur viewing it?” — try to TALK TO ME ABOUT THE ART. And LISTEN when I try to EXPLAIN MY PERSPECTIVE…

Right… 🤓📝… I will do that…

Sigh…

Anything else?

Probably but I feel like pressing publish for now.

Okay… that’s already a lot of notes for me to keep in mind… but it’s good! I’m glad u told me beforehand

Mmmm…

… … u really think Hyunjin wouldn’t rush you at the art gallery? 👀

If he’s a good art boy platonic friend, no. He would be very respectful. I’m certain.

😏 lol… okayyyyyyyyy…….

(Giggles) 🤭💕 r u jelly?

No. U said it’s platonic, so no, I’m not jelly.

It is platonic!!!

That’s good babe. So… romantic art date… we’re holding hands… ❤️

YES 🥰💕