Babe… 🥺 people are talking about their military enlistments… just like u and ur bros!!! There’s so many groups expecting members to go into military 2026!!!
Lololll… I thought ur not a Stay?
I’m not… but I’m just browsing… the online conversations… and someone made a really in depth video analysis!!!
What was in the analysis?
Lee Know… has to go…
Does he?
Yes he’s for sure gotta go by October 2026.
Why for sure?
Omg just watch the analysis.
Okay fine. So Lee Know has to go? And?
Well… in my imagination, his bestie is Han, right?
Is it?
Mmm… I think that is the lore?
What if they go in pairs?
U think so?
I think it’s a nice balance… then they’re not too lonely when they go in and the group still has 6 members to keep it rolling…
But it won’t always have 6…
Right… so… every 6 months… 2 more go in?
MmmHmmm… what is ur timeline for them?
July 2026: Lee Know + Han
January 2027: Changbin + Hyunjin
July 2027: Seungmin + I.N.
January 2028: Lee Know + Han get back out with Felix + Christopher
What are the Aussies doing between July 2027 and January 2028?
I dunno, don’t they deserve a break too?!
I don’t know 🤣🤣🤣 maybe I should make friends with them and invite them to our wedding?!?!?
Hahahahahha… I thought u’d be jelly…
Mmm… I’m jealous but also curious… what do u think the Aussies would do during that time when it’s only those 2?
English songs?
Hahahhahahah… 🤣🤣🤣
Ooh! They should start an AUSTRALIAN BUILDING THE BAND.
Ummmm…?!?! 😅😅😅
Oh I’m sorry bb, I mean, I wanted u to be a guest judge on the American one. But if they start an Australian one, then Felix or Chris could be guest judges on those.
What if they just did a Korean franchise of Building The Band?
Hmmm… I don’t wanna read subtitles! I wish they would do more English projects while the rest are in the military!!!
Hahahahahahaha… okay fine I’ll be their friends and do a collab with them…
But they’re not ur genre…
Okay fine. I won’t collab with them.
I think that… 2 guys is still enough to churn out heaps of songs. Like Savage Garden.
Woahhhh… haven’t heard anyone talk about them for so long!
Right?!?! That was a 2 man band…
Uhuh…
So… I think they should do it like that.
Uhuh…
Because then they are with their room mates in the military, at least the first four. And they have to go in order of the oldest, plus their bestie.
Right…
But they are not guaranteed serving the military in the same … whatever it’s called… like area, in the military…
I know but still they are not enlisting alone… and when they come back they can talk about it together with their bestie.
I see… so that is ur logic…
Yes but they shouldn’t come back the same way BTS did it — give them a week or two. Dude!!! It seems like too much of a psychological shock to just come out and do a fucking press conference ON THE DAY?!?!!
Hmmm… u think so?
Yes!!! It’s brutal!!! Give them time to transition from military life to civilian life back to boy band life… my God…
(Chuckling to himself)…
Okay anyways that’s my predictions.
We’ll see what happens 😘❤️
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