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Jake Gyllenhal?

Allegedly. Babe. I keep thinking about that line from All Too Well…

🎶 Sipping on coffee like you’re on a late night show 🎶

I think… Jake as a nepo baby was hesitant about Taylor and her family… he was probably just spending time with her but assessing their suitability.

And maybe the way he broke it off felt cold, but he is allegedly a Slytherin and Taylor was a Golden Retriever puppy.

Hahahahahahhahaa… 🤣🤣🤣 This is just ur imagination of these two celebrities.

Yes, based on the alleged public narratives…

Don’t u think Taylor’s Dad might be a Slytherin too??!?!?!

Hmmm… I don’t know… they give me Gryffindor vibes, not Slytherin.