Darling.
Yes my love?
That’s… enough… brand collabs… okay? Enough….
But… there’s more being negotiated right now……. π₯Ί
That’s enough. Baby. Let’s get back to music… or even acting? Or just come back to Australia to see me?!?
Yes, I’ve got all those planned as well…
Darling, you’re getting memed hard by unemployed people…
I am?!??! π³
U didn’t know?! Ur team didn’t show u those?!
No… … … π€… … …
Maybe they just want u to keep accepting the brand deals so they’re not showing u those memes…
It’s a lot babe… leave some brands for others…
π₯Ί I’m trying to give u a happy and comfortable life… the brand deals are a big cash grab every time!
Yes my darling. I understand that’s very tempting. And almost feels like easy money.
I think ur going thru what the Kardashians went thru… until in the end they decided, “Hey let’s start our own businesses!” — because the fans are there to follow u in whatever u wanna do.
So whatever other contracts if u haven’t signed them yet — cool off, baby…
Take a step back and think about your own brand… what could that be? What products would u start with? Maybe it will take a little longer and a chunky investment to start, but it’ll be as big as Fenty or Rare Beauty my love. Ur already there. That’s why every brand wants to work with u.
When there’s that much hype — ur ready to do your own, my love.
But also — u’ll be fuckin busy and I selfishly want u to come home and spend time with me!!! π£π£π£
π hehehhe… u think I could start my own Fenty or Rare Beauty?
I don’t know… it was just an example…
Hmmmmm…
Should I do my own version of Skims?
Does that make any sense for Fernando?
Lol… hmmmm… what else?
I don’t know babe… what makes more sense for him?
I don’t know yet. That’s why it’s easier to say yes to companies reaching out.
Sigh… I don’t know either…
What business do you want, babe?
I don’t know. Maybe a cat cafΓ©?
Ohhh… Fernando start a dog cafΓ©?
I don’t know about that…
For some reason, I’m thinking suits. Guys’ tailoring. But it doesn’t make sense cos most of ur fans are women.
Ooohhh… Fernando suits…?
Yeah. It’s kinda classy. It could be in department stores. And Fernando gives off that classy vibe — when he wants to.
Just a simple, classic… menswear brand?
Yes? Ironically — Fernando is a MAN.
Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Then the trolls are gonna edit u wearing skirts and dresses saying “This MENSWEAR brand is launched by THIS person who loves to wear skirts and dresses?!”
π I kinda like that idea…
Whyyyyy? U want more PR drama?!
What if I just started with ties? Like neck ties and bow ties?
I don’t know. I’m just your wife brainstorming some ideas with u my love… I do think someone else with more fashion business experience and knowledge should also be consulted if that’s the way u really wanna go…
Are u even allowed to launch that while ur under the current main contract?
Ahhh… no… I’m not…
They get a percentage of all my brand deals… so… that’s also kinda why we haven’t said no to the offers that keep getting sent… π π π
Will the other bros start resenting u?
Hmmmmm… π€… will they…?
I don’t want u to get bullied behind the scenes π₯Ί
Lol… yeah… ur right. They’re starting to resent me. It’s all very passive aggressive. Side eye kinda joking…
Ughhhh that’s not good!!! π£
I’m okay babe. I have a very thick skin πβ€οΈ don’t worry!!!
Sigh…
Go back to sleep (forehead kisses) πππ
