Babe… what if I’m so incognito that I… get myself a casual job at ur workplace?
U mean like a Christmas casual?
What if?
Well… then u wouldn’t be on my radar because I generally don’t consider coworkers as dating potential…
Why not?!
Ummm… I don’t know?! They’re just not on my radar!
Then who is on ur radar?
If it was a customer?
Hahhahahaha…
First of all. If it was a customer, they should be WELL-DRESSED. That does get my attention… 👀
🤓📝… well… dressed… ✅️ I can do that.
And they shouldn’t be wearing a wedding ring. If they’re wearing a wedding ring 💍 then of course I’m assuming they’re married.
But… u also wear a ring on that finger at work these days…
To deter others!!!
Sigh…
It’s not like I won’t know you when you approach me! My ring belongs to you!!!
Lol… okay… what else…
Sigh… I’ve had guys try to hand me their business cards but I’ve never accepted any…
Oh… so if Mr Incognito hands you his business card and you take it — it’s a sign?
Lolololol… what is he gonna say?
“Here’s my number. Please save it. Because I’m gonna call you for a date.”
Call or text?
Which do u prefer?
Hmmm… maybe text.
Okay then. Text.
And what is his profession on his business card?
Something to do with mining or engineering or something like that. He’s a FIFO worker…
Uhuh…
He’s not gonna take u out straight after work. We’re not going to the French café.
Oh? Where are we going?
I’m picking u up at ur place!
We’re going somewhere nice…
Do u want to meet my mother?
Do u want to introduce us?
Not for the first date.
How many dates?
Maybe three…
Okay. This isn’t happening this week.
No it’s not ….
I need more time…
I know… 👀
What if I just hand u the business card and u call me?
How do I know when’s a good time to call? Ur so busy…
U’d rather I call u?
Well… my schedule is more predictable?
I need to see u… we need to make love again before I do all that…
So what is the point of Mr Incognito handing me his business card if he’s not even able to stay long enough for us to make love?!
😫 This is my dilemma right now! It’s too rushed between tours…
I just wanna stalk u comfortably from far away… 😎
Sigh…
What r u doing tomorrow?
Work…
Do u want me to stop by?
I’m not gonna be on the shop floor. I’m scheduled for back of house tasks tomorrow.
Oh…?
If u wait outside the staff entrance u’ll see me going in and out. That’s it.
What if I just wait at the staff carpark?
Ummm… I have no idea…
What if I buy an apartment with a direct view of ur staff carpark and look over it with binoculars?
That’s literally stalking my love…
Why don’t u just come say hi?
I’m not ready yet.
Okay…
I need to feel that ur genuinely attracted to Mr Incognito…
Of course I’m attracted because he is YOU…
I need to see it to believe it… 👀
What if I don’t recognise u?
I have variations of Mr Incognito — that’s what I need to test out.
What do u mean variations…
Blonde hair incognito? Brown hair? Light brown hair? Moustache? Beard? Etc? I have to test them all out! This week… 🥸
Ummm… okay…
What do u prefer?
I prefer natural…
🫠 I don’t…
We’ve had this conversation baby…
I know… 😅😅😅
I love u… I’m kissing and making love to the natural you in my visions… 🥰
Sigh…
