Babe, have u ever had that feeling where u think u’ve spotted somebody famous but their social media showed they’re supposed to be somewhere else?
Yes…
Oh? Who?
A Tik Toker… I don’t know them that well… but they’re definitely not Australian and I think they’re based in Canada or America… somewhere like that…
But their CLONE was at our store. Walked right in. I was like, woah… neutral face. I didn’t show it. But I definitely felt like, “That’s the Tik Toker!!!”
But — he sounded Aussie — so it didn’t make sense at all.
How could he be that American or Canadian Tik Toker but sounding like a normal Aussie bloke who just happens to look like his clone?!?!?!
And the latest Tik Tok he was definitely not in Australia…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lolololol!!! WHAT IF IT WAS HIM?!?!??!?!?!
I don’t know… it breaks my brain to think about it. My brain can’t compute 🧠 It doesn’t make sense!!! Pretty sure their stories showed them somewhere else…
But they were here. Just shopping like a normal person.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think it was them. Hiding in plain sight 👀
Lol… who knows… and what do u mean?! He just FAKED an Aussie accent?!??!
A lot of celebrities and influencers… they’re good ACTORS babe… they can fake Aussie accents! 🤣🤣🤣
Omg……… so weird…………
So u’ve really had that experience.
Yes. 100%.
Well now u can understand if a random fan THINKS for a moment that they spotted me — but it’s not me!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Sigh… yeah… but I wasn’t like an obsessed fan of that Tik Toker, I didn’t follow that closely.
The obsessed high risk fans are all already on security watch lists.
What…? 🥴
Babe. This is how celebrities protect themselves in 2025. It’s not about telling police if the fan hasn’t even done anything. It’s about forking out our own money to hire private investigators to go STALK the STALKERS and get a risk assessment of the stalkers’ activities!
It’s even faster with A.I. we can analyse so much of their online activities to predict their next moves and where they think they’ll be going to “spot” their favourite celebrity.
Wow………. 🫠 this is insane……
(Hysterical giggling)…….
So… u’ve got private investigators… stalking ur stalkers.
Yes.
And body double decoys.
And many many secret files of pre-recorded “ad hoc” footage that my team can upload any time to prove I’m somewhere else in the world at the time.
Hahahahahahha… 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣 This is insane but okay.
Are u feeling better, more comfortable now? About our dating?
Yes… 😅💕
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