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Handyman

I need a handyman for this stupid old house.

I can be your handyman…

No u can’t babe. Ur away. I’m married to a FIFO husband. And ur not AROUND when random stuff needs fixing!

It can’t wait for me to get back?

Sigh… I’ve already procrastinated from it all semester… I gotta go to Bunnings… maybe this afternoon or tomorrow to get some stuff.

I bet this is what the FIFO wives talk about in their support groups πŸ˜’…

πŸ₯Ί I’m sorry baby! Leave it for me. Whatever it is, I’ll fix it when I’m back in Australia!

It can’t wait that long…

Why not?

Because Mum is NAGGING for it to get done!

I’m the handyman. My love. I will get it done.

Is it hard? Is it heavy?

It’s not that bad. I know I can do it… just need to go to Bunnings to get some stuff…

Awww…

Yes… well… that’s FIFO life…

πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ now I feel guilty…

Good! πŸ€­πŸ’• Feel guilty and miss me!

I already do!!! 😭😭😭πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ίβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

Just kidding… 😘❀️