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Algorithm

Babe… I swear, I don’t care about BTS but the algorithm thinks I care and keeps giving me content like this… ๐Ÿ˜…



Lol… it’s okay… I’m not jealous….

That’s good?!??!?!!

(Shrugs shoulders)…

Do u think… ur bros…?

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ur always relating BTS military service back to my bros!!!

Well?!?!?! What else am I supposed to think?!?!?! This is still chatter amongst ur fans as well!!! Everybody is wondering — maybe not even wondering. Just waiting for an inevitable press release announcement!!!

Honestly babe, if I knew, I would tell u. But even I don’t know. Which means nothing has been decided yet. There’s nothing to announce because no decisions have been made.

What I’m hearing is that u guys are DISCUSSING it but y’all haven’t DECIDED on the… staggering… of members?!?!?!

THEY haven’t decided. I don’t have anything to do with these decisions! It’s up to them.

How can you have ZERO input?!

I’m not the one obligated to go! I stay out of those meetings. I’m just waiting like everyone else to find out, “oh? So this is how it’s gonna roll out?!” — nothing’s been decided yet!!!

Oh… kay….

It doesn’t even matter. Whatever happens. It doesn’t affect me and you and our relationship.

It has nothing to do with our timelines?

No!!!

Well I’m curious — I’m a CURIOUS FAN of the other bros! I’m just concerned like a sister cousin. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEM?!??!?!!?

They’re gonna be fine! Look at these BTS guys! They’ve set the example. Nothing’s gonna happen to my bros. They’ll be fine!

Hmmmmm…

What?

I’m gonna… quickly google something…

Okay… (waiting)…

Okay I found it.

What?

This…



What does this have to do with anything?

THERE’S ALWAYS A RISK.

Of what?! What r u alluding to?!!

Sigh.

Sigh…

What if they get exemptions?

My bros?!??!!

Mmmm?

I don’t think u fully understand what ur asking…

Ur right. I don’t… ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Just… stop… worrying… about… this…

BUT I CAN’T HELP IT. BECAUSE BTS IS ALL OVER MY ALGORITHM AND THAT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT UR BROS!!!

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ (chuckles)… BLOCK. BTS!!! CHANGE IT IN UR SETTINGS!!! BLOCK HASHTAG BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol… I’m not doing that… ๐Ÿคช

Stop worrying about my bros… go charge ur new Switch Lite and start playing…

Hahahhahaha… I’m not doing that either…

They’ll announce it when they’ve decided. They honestly haven’t decided anything. There’s nothing to announce at the moment.

Okay………….

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