Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe…

Yes my love?

I’m not gona be those housewives who make home made protein balls, ok?

Lol. Okay? 😅

I’m being serious. If u want that kind of wife ur gonna have to find someone else cos I’m not …

Hahahaha I don’t care about protein balls!!! Why r u bringing this up?! 🤣

Mum… accidentally bought the wrong protein powder…

Uhuh…?

She thought she brought “brown rice” protein but it was actually CHOCOLATE flavoured protein… 🤣🤣🤣 ROFLMAO…

Lol…? Oops?!? 😅

Ya. Oops. Except. She’s like “oh well u can have it” — but I don’t need it either! I’m still getting thru a big tub of vanilla flavoured protein powder that I have! I don’t need chocolate. And on top of that I still have a big tub of PROTEIN WATER powder as well. We don’t NEED more protein powder in this house!

The only way I can think of to get rid of it faster is to make protein balls except I DON’T WANT TO BE THOSE PROTEIN BALL HOUSEWIVES MAKING PROTEIN BALLS!!!!

Lol… I didn’t know there was such a stereotype… 😅

They’re the yoga pilates lululemon women……..

Hahahhahahaha…

I’m not that type…

That’s okay! I don’t even want to be with that type of woman since ur not that type…

What if I become one one day tho?

Then I will welcome it!

Jokes. I’m never gonna be that type of wife.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That’s okay! I don’t want that type of wife!

Okay… unless…

Unless what?

Unless ur CHIROPRACTOR gives u a meal plan that includes healthy home made organic protein balls as ur snacks in the meal plan — THAT IS THE ONLY SITUATION WHERE I WILL MAKE U PROTEIN BALLS, OK?!?!?

🥰🥰🥰 okay…

Only if it is PRESCRIBED by a chiropractor or a nutritionist or dietician as part of ur recovery efforts!

Okay… 🤓 lol… nobody has given me any kind of meal plan involving protein balls…

Well maybe they should?! I mean it’s not a bad snack…

U just said ur not the yoga pilates protein balls housewife! 🤣

I’m NOT — but if it’s relevant to U for UR RECOVERY. FINE. I’LL MAKE THEM.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 r u making protein balls for me or not?

I don’t know. How bad is ur back?!

It’s fine… u don’t have to make me protein balls…

Okay…

I don’t even know what protein balls have to do with spinary injury recovery…

WELL… (Googling…)

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It’s just a healthy snack, bb…

Okay okay… I’ll keep it in mind… 🥰💕

Also, ugh… I don’t have a herniated disc?

U don’t?

No?! Where did u get that info from?

Ur fans…

Lol… that’s not what I have…

Oh. Well u still haven’t shown me ur X-rays!!!

I’ll show u when I get there…

Well how about we still refer to the injury as a herniated disc for the fictional narrative?

That’s fine. I don’t really care. But I’m just telling u that’s not what I have…

Okay. Well. Protein balls.

Yes… 😏💕

I love u 😘❤️

I love u too 🥰🥰🥰