Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe… what car does my mother-in-law want?

Lol… ur gonna buy her one?! WHY?!

For Christmas! 🎄

Ughhhhh…

What car does she want?

I dunno, a hybrid… she doesn’t want full electric or petrol…

Okay, hybrid… and?

Sigh… lemme google…

Okay 🤓📝… (waiting)…

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I’m gonna say… this one… maybe white or silver, not black…

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Mercedes… 👀

Darling, she’s still going to find something to complain about it. Doesn’t matter if it’s a Christmas present.

🤣🤣🤣 it really is like my fandom drama white noise!!!

Yes… if u wanna order one now for it to be ready by Christmas…

What interior does she want?

Omgggg ur asking so many questions that I don’t have an answer to!

Okay then I’ll ask my makeup artist for their opinion and if she doesn’t like it I’ll get her a different car for Christmas 2026…

Darling she’s not going TO EVER BE 100% HAPPY. Ur gonna be changing cars for her every year if u take every criticism to heart!

Okay then. Makeup artist’s opinion. If she doesn’t like it it was their ideas, not ours.

Haaaaa… 🤪 if that helps u distance urself from the decision, fine. I dunno why u suddenly brought up ur makeup artist.

I just thought someone who’s got a good eye for aesthetics. My stylist is too busy and… interior designer is working on the house and apartment… makeup artist I’m just sitting with them everyday having random conversations we might as well discuss what car to buy for my mother-in-law and what interiors might suit…

Okay sure. I mean if u could get a customised champagne colour? Maybe that’s nice too?

Ooh u think so?

No. I dunno. Ask ur makeup artist. I don’t want to make these decisions either. She’s never happy with any gifts I buy her so I’m definitely not one to ask.

Oh I see…

All I know is she wants a hybrid.

And Mercedes is good?

I guess so?!?!?! Most people wouldn’t be upset at being gifted a fucking MERCEDES?!?!?!?! BUT MY MOTHER IS MENTALLY ILL I CAN’T GUARANTEE…

Lol babe… calm down 🥰 I think… I’m happy with the Mercedes. Let’s go with that.

Okay… sigh… I don’t want her negativity seeping into our relationship.

It won’t my love! I’ll make sure of it… 😘❤️

By buying her a car? U think that’ll solve all our problems with her?

(Chuckles) I hope it at least solves… 50% of the problems?

I think probably 30%…

That’s okay. I’m also buying her a house, does that make up for the other 70%?

It’s probably another 30% so it gets us to 60% overall…

Ahhh. I see… so I can get us to 60% resolution… what else?

Can u solve her marriage problems with my Dad?!?!?

Lol… I’m afraid u’ve got me stumped there… what would ur Dad like?

Babe… I don’t think…

Just tell me!

In an ideal world, u’ve bought this house from him but he still gets to come back and live here whenever he wants and do his gardening and u pay for renovations or whatever or maybe this block turns into 2x town houses, one for us and one for my parents?

Ooh… so we’re knocking down the original house…

Yes. Get rid of the pool. Dig up and flatten everything and start anew.

We can do that…

We need council permission. It costs money to fill in all that paperwork.

I’m not worried about any of that.

Okay then?

Will u buy the house from my Dad?

Sure!

😳 That’s so… just like that?

🤣🤣🤣 Yes. I’m happy to do that.

Lol… then ur the BEST son-in-law that they could’ve ever dreamed of! Not only the financial stability but the emotional attachment to the house and knowing it is rightfully passed down to their daughter and her husband anyway!

Lol… what about ur brother?

That’s why if it’s two town houses we can split it…

Ahhh… I see… so ur “parents” townhouse is actually intended for ur brother and sister-in-law. It’ll be in their names. But then ur parents live there.

Something like that babe. I don’t know what will be the real and final details…

Hmmm… 👀… interesting…

Is it?

Yes I’m looking forward to it!!!

That’s good? Sigh… what a dream… 😘❤️

It’s not just a dream babe. It’s really actually happening 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️

(Giggles) 🤭💕

Will u accept my gifts for ur family? 🥺❤️

Yes… 🥰💕